"Why the fuck was I projectile launched out of my body?" The Villians want to use her as a weapon. "Your super suit is on backward." The heroes want to save her. "I am the ghost of condoms past- fear me." She wants her life and body to go back to the way they once were. "You're not very intimidating with chipmunk cheeks full of pizza." She wants to find and protect her happiness. "What do you mean you were trying to summon a demon?" In a battle of superheroes and hearts, who will win? "I am a strong, independent woman. I don't need no- IS THAT CAKE???" Disclaimer: there is a lot of cussing in the first few chapters because hell breaks loose and what teenagers don't cuss? [STARTED: March 3, 2018] [ENDED: OCTOBER 9, 2018] [UNDER CONTINUOUS EDITING]