Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

COTC charaters as vines Part 6

Craig:my frigging stomach hurts...
Bernard:You ate a lot last night
Craig:what I eat?
Bernard:All the walls...And the ceiling...
Craig:Fucking sick!

Tony:Cause you're not cute! And your hairs uneven,and ya look dusty!

Jason:*Puts an ice pack on his forehead*I cannot believe this headache....
Kelsey:*Takes out a paintbrush*Well have you tried Advil?
Jason:...that's a paintbrush...
Kelsey:Advil,it's a paintbrush!

Jason:...oh no...oh no...
Craig:*Bursts through wall* OH YEAH!!!!

Kit:I aM fRoM eVeRy CoNtInEnT iN aFrIcA
Wren:....*Flips through geography book*This must be the new geography...how many continents Africa got....

Tony's future child:My dad has glasses
Bobby's future child:my dad has diabetes

Stacks:*About to take a selfie with her friends*Say cheese!
Wildernessa:Oh,I'm vegan so I can't really-
Kelsey:Oh my god...

Stacks:*Singing*Don't let them fuck you,honey,no-oh! Just say recess,I'm tired-
Jp:yEaH...

Nicole:Girl bye! You ugly as fuck! You look like my foot!!!

Kelsey:Craig,bust a move
Craig:*Does Peanuts dance*
Jason:...what is that
Kelsey:Craig!
Craig:*Still dancing*
Jason:Alright I'm takin' you nowhere...

Jessica:*Opens up a Christmas present*Its an avocado,thanks :)

Charmaine:You should lose weight
Bobby:*Tears up and hugs his dog*Why does everyone want me to lose you?!

Jason:WE KNOW,WE KNOW YOU'VE NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS! WE GOT IT! Damn,y'all will really beat a dead horse until that bitch is in the fucking ground! Oh my god...Get a new joke!

Jessica:Airhorn prank! *Blows airhorn*
Earl:Did someone say something?

Bernard:Gram-Gram,why are all these freaking cookies in the floor?!
Jojo:I fell can you help me?
Bernard:AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jessica:Mom can we stop at McDonald's?
Nicole:Jessica,I'm making dinner at home
Jessica:*Tears up*I hate this fucking family :(

George:Tony,oh my god...there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday!
Tony:....that was me with my glasses on...

Boris's mom:You're grounded!
Boris:Obama wouldn't treat me like this >:(
Boris's mom:what?
Boris:mom,Obamacare!
Boris's mom:...bitch,no!

Teacher:John Paul! Another peep out of you and you're outta this class!
Jp:Okay fine
Teacher:okay good :) *Gets back to teaching*
Jp:*Sneezes out a peep*
Teacher:John Paul!

Wildernessa:Wait,is that a butterfly?
Jason:It's me :)

Jason:IS THAT A BEE?!
Kelsey:*Has bee costume on*buzz buzz,Imma sting you

Craig:*Knocks on door*Hey,Jasie,you in there buddy?
Jp:*Opens door,hitting Craig* I just checked he's on in there.
Kelsey:....

Mark:Did you do your homework?
David:did YOU do your homework?
Mark:Watch your mouth! >:(
David:did you do your homework

George's dad:Hey I heard you signed up for the football team,good job,son! *Throws him a football*
(K-12)George:Ah! I signed up for the drama club!

Jason:Hi,my name is Jason,and I can hit a note so high it will shatter this boys heart :)

Angel:How money do you have?
Kit:69 cents...
Angel:You know what that means...
Kit:I don't have enough money for chicken nugget :(

Barry:*Gibberish* I'm going to kill myself!
Hazel:*Doesn't give a shit* wow
Barry:I'm going to kill myself! And it's your fault! >:(
(If you're confused about who Hazel is,please read my story, 'Together Forever')

Jp:What are you guys doing here?
Paula:This is an intervention,Jp! You're too obsessed with Jimmy Neutron!
Jp:...Gotta blast! *Runs off*

Teacher:*Teaching*
Hazel:*Throws book at the teacher*
Teacher:Ouch!
Hazel:Can't touch me sir,I'm a minor >:)

Craig:Dad! Dad! Come here I broke something!
Duane:What'd you break?!
Craig:Deez Nuts!
Duane:*Pissed*

Hazel:*Googles up a map,looks at result*....So I am confusion,why is this one Kansas,but this one not Arkansas...AMERICA EXPLAIN!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ARKANSA?!!!

Jason and Kelsey:*Looking at the deers outside*
Jason:*Sneezes by mistake,making the deers runaway*
Kelsey:Nice one,Jason!
Jason:I sneezed! Oh so am I not allowed to sneeze?!

(Adult)Barry:*Walks into Babies R Us* Hello,I would like to purchase a baby :)
Cashier:Sir,we don't actually-
(Adult)Barry:*Puts $500 bill on counter*
Cashier:Right this way

Mark:*In front of a bunch of ghost decorations*All these ghosts...All of these ghosts,and I still can't find a boo :(

(K-12)Handlebarb:*Lights herself a cigarette*
(k-12)Jason:Oh my god,you smoke? You know those things can kill you!
(K-12)Handlebarb:Yeah,that's kind of the point...trying to speed this shit up...

Jason:*Singing alone in his bedroom* You're all on your own and you've lost all your friends- *Bumps into wall by mistake* Ow!

Hazel:Mom! Why haven't you cooked anything?!
Hazels mom:...
Hazel:Is it because of that job?!
Hazels mom:Hazel...
Hazel:Give me the job,mom! >:(

David*Drowning in hamburger buns*
Hazel:Look at the buns on that guy
Tabitha:*Dressed like a cop*This is the comedy police! That joke was too funny!
Hazel:I'm not going back to jail!!!

(13 y/o)Angel:*Walking threw the toy aisle at the store with Jason *Kids don't have toys like we had when we were- *Sees toy lightsaber* growing up...
Also (13 y/o)Angel:MOM I'M A JEDI AGAIN!!!
Angels mom:No!!!

Jason:*Watching sports with his dad* This dude sucks! He's sweating like he doing something!
Hockey Player on the tv:...Hold up! *Walks off screen*
Also the Hockey player:*Bursts through the living room door*SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT TO MY FACE!

Tony:*Opens door and closes it behind him*
Jason:Don't slam my door!
Tony:I'll slam whatever I want to!

(Teen)Jane:You are so jealous,you are so just jealous that you cannot get a Bentley,and you are trying to ruin my moment for me!
(Teen)Sailor Boy:are you serious...
(Teen)Jane:So get away you jealous psycho!!!

Kit:MAYBE IF YOU HAD A FUCKING BUSINESS,THAT YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN A BUSINESS BUT YOU DON'T!!! SO DON'T EVEN ACT LKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!