Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

COTC characters as vines Part 7

(Younger)Jason:Guys,oh my god,my mom is growing marijuana, *Points to weed in the garden* Look,right here

Angel:Hey guys,my dad said I'm not allowed to play with my lightsaber in the house anymore since I knocked over my grandmas ashes :(

(Teen)Jason:Dude! Dude! Wake up!
(Teen)Tony:what?
(Teen)Jason:The house is on fire!
(Teen)Tony:Oh my god,what?!
(Teen)Jason:In my sims game! I'm gonna have to start over :(

(K-12)Xavier *Getting dismembered*Maya is a bitch... *Dies*
(K-12)Craig:Oh my god,Maya get in here!
(K-12)Maya:Oh my god,what were his last words?!
(K-12)Craig:uh...They're not important...

(k-12)Eliza:*Lets out a fake but cute sneeze*Sorry! Hehehe!
(k-12)Jane:*Pissed* ELIZA! WE ALL KNOW YOU DON'T SNEEZE LIKE THAT!

Jason:I found this song,and it perfectly sums up how I feel about you. *Plays the song Training Wheels*
Craig:*Mouths*oh my god...

Jason:well,back to the internet! *Dances along to the song Test Me*

Kelsey:Mortimor,blink once if you're hitler!
Mortimor:*Winks*
Kelsey:OH MY GOD

Jason:*Cosplaying as Johnny from Training Wheels* What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Craig:Well I was hoping I could be your boyfriend
Jason:*Blushes* ...

Jason:I'm packed and ready to go :)
Jasons mom:...All you have is a Melanie Martinez Crybaby poster and the K-12 album...
Jason:Like I said I'm packed and ready to go...

Tony:How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!

Mark:If you guys could take one thing from a burning house,what would it be?
Craig:My map
Jason:My Melanie Martinez stuff
Kelsey:The fire...

Tonys dad:Son,why do you small like weed?!
(Teen)Tony:How do you know how weed smells like?!
Tonys dad:uh...
(Teen)Tony:Busted dad!
Tonys dad:Uh...You're grounded for a week!

Jason:Tabitha,I don't like these chicken nuggets >:(
Tabitha:There are kids in Africa that would love to eat those chicken nuggets!
Jason:*Throws nuggets* Then give it to Africa!

(Adult)Jason:*Driving,sees cop car on a tow truck* TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW,COP!!! HAHAHA!!!

Handlebarb:Hey what are you listening to?
Jason:It's really indie you've probably never heard of it
Handlebarb:Can you play it?
Jason:Fine *Plays the song,Can't Shake You by Melanie Martinez*

Jason:Dude,have you seen my phone?
Tony:I'll call it
Jason:*Mid panic* Uh...It's alright don't-!
Jasons phone:*Plays the song Soap*
Tony:I thought you stopped listening to her!

(Young)Jason:Mommy I can't find my fish :(
Jasons mom:Oh Jason,I think he ran away
(Young)Jason:...He's a fish how can he run away...

Jp:I'M THRISTYYYYYY!!!!
Kelsey:I'M HUNGRY!!!!!
Craig:my name is Craig

Craig:What's a deers favourite ice cream shop?
Jason:What?
Craig:Deery Queen!

Tabitha:Jason it's getting late,you might want to go to sleep now
Jason:*Pissed* BUT TABITHA,I DON'T WANT TOO!!!!!!

Teacher:Oh,come in! Introduce yourself :)
(K-12)Paloma:My name is Paloma,my mom forced me to come here,don't talk me,don't touch me I don't like people

Jason:Can I have some napkins?
David:Sir,this is McDonalds,we don't sell napkins
Jason:My bad,can I have some mcnapkins?
David:Of course!

George:Today on Tasty Meals,I'm gonna show you how to make one delicious meal using one simple ingredient! A phone, I'm gonna have one medium cheese...

Jason:*Playing the song Play Date on a violin*
The violin strings:*Rips*
Jason: :(
Tony:Oh no...

Craig:*On the phone*Can you come over?
Jojo:Why?
Craig:I'm home alone with no food :(
Jojo:This is marvel threat level...

Jason:Do whatever you want,I'm not talking!
Eliza:*Takes out a bunch of Melanie Martinez CDs* How about now?
Jason:*Panic* God,please! Can't you just make me eat glass or something?!

Jason:*Singing* I think I just remembered something,I think I left the facet running,now my words are filling up the tub, *Points the microphone at Craig to finish the lyrics*
Craig:Uhh.... HIDGUVDHVFD
Jason:*Trying not to laugh*

(If Jason smoked like the other kids in k-12 lol)
(K-12)Boris:This kid is definitely on crack right now...
(k-12)Jason:*Gets hit by tennis ball* yAh!!!
Also (K-12)Jason:*Gets hit by tennis ball again* AAAAAAAA

Mrs.Daphne:Let me see what you have there!
(K-12)Jason: *Running* A knife!
Mrs.Daphne:*Panicked* NO! *Starts running towards him*
(K-12)Maya:Oh my god why does he have a knife...

Jason:Feeling down?
Craig:*Nods*
Jason:This song always cheers me up :) *Plays the song Training Wheels*

Jason:Dad,I found my new favorite song :) *Plays the song Soap and Wheels on the Bus by Melanie Martinez*

Waiter:alright,what can I get ya?
Mark:I'd like the blueberry pancakes
Waiter:Sounds good :)
Mark:*Voice cracking* April Fools! I'll have an omelette!

(Sorry the vines were shorter then usual)