Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

Secret Keeper as a waiter

So The CryBaby Trio went to the diner after sneaking out again, and Secret Keeper rants about how being younger is so hard. Iris (The waitress) over hears Secret Kids ranting so she makes Secret Kid be in her shoes for a day (She let him wear roller skates like in the 80's) And uh, it doesn't go as planned...

Secret Keeper:Welcome to the Retro diner, do you have a reservation?

Alexis:No

Secret Keeper:Irresponsible, but okay

Alexis:Excuse me-

Secret Keeper:How many people for this table?

Alexis:Just one

Secret Keeper:Right this way. *Walks Alexis to her table*

Alexis: *Takes a seat at her table*

Secret Keeper:Please have a seat, take a look at the menu and let me know-

Wildernessa:Um, excuse me

Secret Keeper:How may I help you?

Wildernessa:There must be some mistake, that's my seat...

Secret Keeper:I didn't see you sitting in here

Wildernessa:I had to use the bathroom...

Secret Keeper:I'm sorry, but if De Secret Keeper didn't see you here the seat is open

Alexis:...

Secret Keeper: *Turns his attention back to Alexis* Like I was saying, take a look

Wildernessa:You can't just take my seat!

Secret Keeper:Let me explain something, the second you left this table it was no longer your seat

Wildernessa:I wanna see your manager!

Secret Keeper:Well the manager doesn't wanna see you

Alexis:I can just get up if this is a problem...

Secret Keeper:No! You stay, you sit. *Turns his attention to Wildernessa* You go!

Wildernessa:*Pissed* I'm never coming back here again!

Secret Keeper:Thank god!

Wildernessa: *Storms off*

Secret Keeper:I'm De Secret Keeper and I will be your server today, can I start you off with a drink?

Time Skip

Secret Keeper:Are you ready to order?

Jerk from Turning The Tables:Yes, I am

Secret Keeper:Go ahead

Jerk from Turning The Tables:I'll have a number three and-

Secret Keeper:There isn't a number three

Jerk from Turning The Tables:Of course there is! I saw it on the menu, number three!

Secret Keeper:There is no number three!

Jerk from Turning The Tables:You must not know the menu because there is a number three

Secret Keeper:I know the menu and this ain't McDonald's. There's no number three

Jerk from Turning The Tables:Number three refers to the third item on the menu

Secret Keeper:The steak?

Jerk from Turning The Tables:Yes

Secret Keeper:Just say the name of the item next time. Don't do numbers