Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

COTC characters as vines Part 2

Aggie:What did you just say?!
Xavier:I said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe!

Jason:Hey,don't be afraid to put yourself out there,*Walks outside*just walk outside-
Eliza:You're a faggot!
Jason:Or stay inside...

Craig:*Holds up crayon*
Jason:Craig,is that a weed?!
Craig:No,it's a-
Jason:I'm calling the police!
Also Jason:*Pushes buttons on microwave*

Jason:*On a school bus*
The kids on the school bus:*Loud af*
Also Jason:Everyone,please excuse my potty mouth! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Jason:Hey! Hey!
Craig:Shhh! The baby's asleep
Jason:Oh,sorry,*Whispering*Theres a fire
(If you guys are confused,Jason and Craig are babysitting).

Bernard:*Jumps in front of Craig while he walks by,screams*
Craig:AAAH! Stop! I Could've dropped my croissant!

Jason and Craig:*In a hot tub minding their own business*
Kelsey:*Singing*Two bros,chilling in the hot tub,five feet apart cause they're not gay!

*GiVe It ToO mE i'M wOrTh It*
Jason:*Banging two trays together*I AIN'T GETTING NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL,YOU AIN'T GETTING NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

Eliza:My DiAmOnD eArRiNg FeLl OfF iN tHe OcEaN iTs GoNe*Cries out a waterfall*
Jason:Eliza,there are people that are dying

Scooter girl:*Tries to do a kick flip*
Handlebarb:Dude,I thought you could do a kick flip.
Scooter girl:I can,I did one this morning! *Tries again,but fails*

Craig:*Brings Jason rhododendrons*Hey,babe,happy one year.
Jason:I'm 11...

The Scratchless one:*On the phone*,hey mom,can I talk to you? I hate my sisters,I never want to look at their ugly faces again.

Craig:*Gives Jason a high five*
Jason:*Gets shock and screams bloody murder*
Craig:I'm SoRrY!!!!!!
Jason:*Le dies*

(Adult)George:*On the phone*Hi Eliza,how's my babies doing?
(Adult)Eliza:*On the phone*Oh,fine,they're in here watching tv with me.
The kids:*Literally in a cage*

(Teen)Jason:*Beating up Bobby*
Cop:Hey,what are you doing?!
(Teen)Jason:Fighting childhood obesity!
Cop:Carry on then! *Walks away*

Kit:Please help I've been shot!
Eliza:I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD(Toman)
Kit:Oh,well can he help me?!

The ice cream truck:*Sets the alarm
Kelsey and Craig:....run...
Also Craig and Kelsey:*Runs like the house is on fire*

George and Eliza:*Talking*
Toman:*Starts beating up George*
Eliza:Don't worry,I'll go get help!
Also Eliza:*Brings almost the whole creek*I brought help!
George:*Trying to defend himself*Oh thank you!-
The whole creek:*Beats up George*

Jason:*Singing and trying to hit the high note*
Also Jason:*Kicks toe on chair leg*AAAAAAAAA!!!!!(Perfect high :3)

Jason:*Holding up a magnifying glass,finds 'red liquid* Le gasp,a clue!
Also Jason:Do you know what this is?!
Tony:It's blood
Jason:*Takes bite out of a jelly donut* that is actually jelly.

Craig:*Grabs Jason by his scarf*Come on,you wanna take this outside?!
Jason:Yeah!
*Goes outside*
Craig:It's hot out here
Jason:Yeah!
Craig:you wanna go back inside?!
Jason:Yeah!

Boris:Why do people complain about being fat? If you're on an airplane you got a free neck pillow!

(Teen)Jason:*Looking at his laptop*Ha,silly cats...
(Teen)Tony:*Tries to take his tv*
Jason:*Takes out handgun*Drop it
Tony:You aren't even using it!
Jason:I don't wanna hear it,go
Tony:YOU'RE A MEANIE!!!!! *Storms off*

(The reason why we haven't seen Jp's dad yet)
Jp:*Reading a book*
Jp's dad:You finished with all your homework?
Jp:*Nods*
Jp's dad*At'ta boy! *Walks off*
Jp:'How to kill your dad...'

Jason:*Singing along to a sing*Cause your hips are movin'...
Craig:Dude,it's lips
Jason:No it's hips
Also Jason:*Dancing with his hips*See,it's the hips!
Craig:*Facepalming*

Craig:What are you trying to say to me?
Bowel of cereal:Kill your family...

(Teen)Jason:I can see your Virginia,Kit!
(Teen)Kit:I ain't no Virginian no more
(Teen)Jason:Kit you need Jesus...

Robber:*Inside Boris's house*
Boris:*Farts*
Robber:*Gagging*
Boris:What was that noise?
Robber:*Le dies*

Nicole:I thought I told you not to do that! *Continues to scold Craig*
Jojo:Leave him alone!
Nicole:*Shocked Pikachu face*

Craig:Hey man,you me,and a pizza
Jason:I can't wait for some pizza
Craig:What are you talking about the pizza is for me

(If the Junior Forest Scouts were in Beyond Straight):
Jason:I sToLe A tOoThBrUsh :(
Boris:I STOLE A TOOTHBRUSH ONCE,THEN I ATE A BABY!!
Jason:AAAAAA

Craig:*About to eat a Choco Roll*
Bernard:Uh,you shouldn't eat that,it has a lot sugar-
Craig:Why don't you go eat a dry condom!

Jason:*Pretending to be ghost*
Craig:AAAAAAA
Jason:*Pretends to be a ghost at the creek*
Kit:...Are you on drugs?

Bernard:*Singing to Alexis*You are,so beautiful to me! Can I have kiss :>
Alexis:*Gives Bernard a kiss on the cheek*
Bernard:Aww,you're sweet :3

Eliza:Why did you guys call me over here?
George:Just know that I love you,and you're one of my best friends
Eliza:What?
Jane:Eliza,don't get mad...
Eliza:Don't get mad about what? What the hell is going on?!
Jane:You know how you let me borrow your Diamond earrings?
Eliza:No!
George:We were looking at them and then...
Jane:We accidentally dropped them...
Eliza:In the pool?!
George:Miss Eliza...
Eliza:Oh my god,not again! Toman got those for our anniversary!
Also Eliza:*Jumps into pool like she's on fire*
Jane:But we dropped them in the toilet...
George:We're tell her,in an hour...
Eliza:WHERE ARE THEY?!!

Lol,and that was all the vines I got,sorry I haven't been getting any ideas,maybe I can go out a bit,maybe a few ideas will pop up,I don't know,but I'll try.