Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

Line without a hook lyrics prank

This'll just like a next generation/Adult Au I'll be doing like in Oh-so awkward.
This'll again have my fanon kiddos in this.

Cohen:Paloma X Keun Sup (He was made by Rory Roars like a horse on Amino but the crack ship is by me. Also, Cohen uses He/They pronouns).

Danielle:Handlebarb X Warpspeed.

Natalie:Wildernessa X ??? (Possibly Stacks) (Also they use They/Them pronouns, they're agender).

Gavin, Janine and Silvia:Jason X Craig.

Ela:Xavier X ??? (Also she's adopted).

Justin:Raj X Shawn.

Cohen sat in his seat in class feeling rather bored, in the front was seated Danielle, the girl Cohen finally got the confidence to ask out to a date next week but Cohen couldn't get her off their mind they couldn't believe Danielle told Cohen yes.

Danielle looked bored as well, she fiddled with her apple scented pen she eyed Cohen and smiled. Cohen noticed her glance and started to make funny faces, Danielle hid her laughter from Cohen to avoid getting in trouble by the teacher, they were both lucky it was their final period.

After class was done, when Danielle was packing her bag Cohen blew her a kiss and Danielle pretended to catch it while she giggled. "See you at the date, handsome!"Danielle winked as Cohen was out the door.

Time Skip

After school, Cohen had invited Justin and Silvia to his house to play Power Punchers. "So you're actually gonna ask out, Ela?"Cohen joked, "Yeah! Hopefully she says yes"Justin said continuing to play Power Punchers. "But also, sorry you got rejected by Natalie...You okay?"Cohen asked Silvia who was watching the two play Power Punchers, "Yeah, they said I reminded them of their ex...Aka you Cohen...And said it would best to just be friends..."Silvia sighed.

Cohen rolled his eyes remembering Natalie, they've been broken up for about a month and Cohen still feels like he dodged a bullet. "Don't worry, they're just a bitch"Cohen sarcastically joked, after awhile Justin had beaten Cohen in Power Punchers.

"Damnit"Cohen thought to himself putting the controller down. Then, an idea popped into Cohens head.

"Hey guys what do you think will happen if I lyrics prank, Danielle?"Cohen joked, "She'll probably laugh with you, you're lucky she loves pranks"Silvia said, "Yeah, she'll probably even want to be your girlfriend she loves someone with a sense of humour!"Justin said, "Lyrics prankin' it is!"Cohen said as Silvia threw them his phone. "But which song? Did you at least figure that out?"Justin asked, "Nope, that's why we're gonna flip a coin, heads Line without a hook and tails Mad Hatter"Cohen smiled then flipped the coin.

The coin then fell on the floor, it was heads.

"Ha! Time to google the lyrics"Cohen thought to himself and looked up the lyrics.

The text:

Cohen: I don't really give a damn about the way you touch me when we're alone

Cohen: You can hold my hand If no one's home

Danielle:So you still haven't said anything about you asking me out? Eh fine, you can tell your parents when you're ready.

Cohen: Do you like it when I'm away?

Danielle:No I already miss you

Danielle:Thankfully we have the date later on

Cohen: If I went and hurt my body, baby
Would you love me the same?