So the scouts decided to become substitute teachers for a day (Jason only did it because he thought he would get a little respect and cause he wanted to know what it's like). And uh, it isn't really as easy as it sounds...
Jason:Even though I think this is a stupid idea I feel like I might actually make a difference
Bobby:Um...Mr.Jason?
Jason:Ew! I hate it already...
Meanwhile with Tony, aka the health teacher
Tony:Okay, so my class is about to come in. The key is to be aggressive younger kids need discipline :)
Also Tony:Health. Let's talk about it, let's break it down. Health is-
Capri:*Loudly snoring*
Tony:Hey! Are you sleeping?! Don't sleep in my fucking class! What is your name?!
Capri:C-Capri...
Tony:Capri? That's a stupid name, your parents hate you. Wake up!
Also Tony:Now, health isn't something you have, it's something you do
Lil Chris:How?
Tony:I'm sorry, did you raise your hand before you spoke?
Lil Chris:No I-
Tony:Detention!
Lil Chris:For what?
Tony:For being a stupid bitch!
Meanwhile with Boris, aka the science teacher:
(Aggressive door knocking)
Boris:I locked the door
Meanwhile with Jason, aka the history teacher:
Jason:History is like, so important. Why? Because it's a story and I know a lot about stories
Bobby:*Raises hand* Can you tell us about Europe?
Jason:Yep, it rhymes with syrup. Next!
Big Red:Can you tell us some European history?
Jason:I can do even better guys, I would like for you to meet the legend, my boyfriend Craig Williams :)
(Door opens and Wildernessa walks in)
Jason:WHAT?! Wildernessa what are you doing here?!
Wildernessa:Oh Craig couldn't make it so the school called me instead
Jason: *Pissed* But-!
Wildernessa:Hey class, let's talk about how Jason stained my clothes that were dry clean only!
Jason:You bitch!
Wildernessa:*Tackles Jason to the ground*
Meanwhile with Tony
Tony:Okay quiet down! Settle down- *Gets paper ball thrown at him* Who tossed that?!
Meanwhile with Boris
Random Kid:Let us in! Class has started!
Boris:Boris'll teach you a lesson, what comes after go?
Random Kid:I don't know?!
Boris:Away, do it
Meanwhile with Jason
Jason and Wildernessa: *Literally beating each other's asses*
Meanwhile with Tony
Tony:*Getting a bunch of stuff thrown at him* Ah! What?! STAP! *Gets a big ass book thrown at him* OH MY GAWD!!!!!!
Meanwhile with Boris
Boris: *Already started a fire* Oops... *Jumps out the window*
Meanwhile with Jason
Jason:I wasn't being an ass! It was an accident! QUIT IT YOU BITCH!
The whole class: 👁💧👄💧👁
Wildernessa and Jason: *Still fighting*
Time Skip
Kit:What happened?
Tony:I don't wanna talk about it...
Jason:Wildernessa is cancelled!
Boris:Boris is being sued
Kit:....
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
