Roger:This is how you eat a plum! *Takes plum and sallows the whole thing at once* See!
Jason: *On the phone with Tabitha* Tabi, pick me up
Tabitha: *On the phone with Jason* You've been in school for 7 minutes...
Jason:Exactly, too damn long
Keef:I'm in my moms car, vroom vroom :)
Keefs mom:Get out me car!
Keef:Aw :(
Eliza:*working the drive thru* *Through the speaker* Hi, can I help you?
Jason:No *Walks away*
Eliza: *About to beat the shit out of him*
(Wildernessa and Jason after Jealousy):
Wildernessa:The party was so much fun why were we kicked out?
Jason:*Pissed* You know why we got kicked out now shut the hell up you shady bitch!
Eliza:(On the phone with Toman) Hey babe you're awake?
Toman:(On the phone with Eliza) *Yawns* Yeah I woke up like 10 minutes ago
Eliza:(On the phone with Toman) *Pissed* THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOOD MORNING TEXT?!!
Jason:If there's one thing I know how to do in this house its to cook!
Eliza:So you're cooking fire?
Jason: *Sees that's his food is on fire* AHHH
(Teen)Eliza:I'm sorry Jane but you can't come to the ball!
(Teen)Jane:But I love balls :(
(Teen)Eliza: *Dies of laughter*
(Teen)Jane: *Realizes what she just said* Oh! Hahaha!
Craig:WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Jason: *Causally eating a Kit-Kat bar 'the wrong way'*
Craig:Babe...Please, just stop...
Tony:Use conditioner they say, and they were right...
Also Tony:*Wakes up with messed up hair* LOOK AT HOW MY HAIR LOOKS! WHAT THE FUCK??
Jason:(On the phone with Craig) Babe, that's great, hold on one second :)
Also Jason:*Pissed* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Gets back on the phone with Craig* Uh huh, sorry about that Craig :)
Jason: *Takes a pen and pretends to smoke* Just kidding! It's my macaroni and chEeSe
Keef:Hey who am I? Let's go to beach-Beach!
Gordy:..
Keef:Nicki Minaj, I'm Nicki, Gordy...
(Teen)Jason:Types of family members at a family gathering. There's the clingy cousins...
Jason's cousins:Play with me! Play with me!
(Teen)Jason:The cousin that just got out of jail...
Jason's cousin:Hey wanna go on a joy ride? Just stole your dads car keys
(Teen)Jason:The nosy Aunt...
Jason's Aunt:How has school been?
(Teen)Jason:And then there's the not so straight cousin...Surprise! It's me... *Kisses Craig on the cheek*
(Adult)Tabitha:You gave Jason a shot?!
(Adult)Courtney:Relax, it was only one-
Jason:*Pretending to be drunk* tHeReS a UnIcOrN eAtInG cRaYoNs In My BeDrOoM!
Jason:Craig look! I made a CD for our friendship :)
Craig:Cool, I'll have a listen *Puts it in a CD player*
CD: *Plays the song Training Wheels*
Craig:... *Blushes*
Tony:I'm telling you boss, It's a cat!
Jason:No! Run it through the system again!
Tony:It's still there! Boss it's a fucking cat!!
Rhonda: *Breathes*
Nicole:Do you ever shut the fuck up?!
Aunt Kimmy:What she do?
Nicole:Bitch just breathed!
Aunt Kimmy:She stay doing some annoying shit!
(Teen)Gordy:Hey babe, if you could bring one thing on an island with would it be?
(Teen)Keef:Hmm...I would wanna have...A good time
Hazel:Same shirt...
Alexis:Well one of us is gonna have to change
Hazel:Well all of us are gonna have to change if we want this world to be a better place
Keef:And she had the audacity to ask me what my favorite video game was
Gordy:Wow
Keef:Exactly!
Gordy and Keef:World of war craft! *Kisses*
Iris:Hello, what would you like today?
Gordy:*Shaking*I....-T-Think h-having a S-....Seizure
Iris:Caesar Salad, good choice...
(Teen)Craig:Welcome to my room, babe. What ever shall we do-
(Teen)Jason:OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
(Teen)Jp: *Pretending to be a lamb* MAAAA!!!
Craig:Ah! Jp not now!
(Teen)Stacks: *In a car, lip syncing to the song Milk and Cookies* Secret Keeper, hug me :)
(Teen)Secret Keeper: *Driving, Trying not to laugh* Isabella, no I'm driving. Stacks no! *Dies of laugher* STACKS! I'm driving!
(Teen)Jason and Stacks:*Fricking wheezing knowing they might crash*
Stacks neighbor:Isabella, stop hiding!
Stacks: *Comes out of hiding*
Stacks neighbor:Tell your friends to stop spying on me!
Stacks: *Naruto runs back inside her house*
Secret Kid: *Whispering* Hey I'm in the back alley of a grocery store...And I'm gonna try to steal some grapes...
Mark: *Driving* Kids are so stupid, they're all like, 'let me run in the middle of the street!' Okay I'll show them...
Craig:Somebody once say, 'he can probably fit a whole quarter up his nose' That is a lie! Hold on... *Puts quarter in his nose and it fits*
Kit:I don't see the deal with stuffed animals....
Boris:You're so weird! Big Uncle don't look at her... *Turns Big Uncle away from Kit*
Jason: *Pretending to be a defendant*Psst! Judge!
Craig:Huh?
Jason: *Blows a kiss to Craig*
Craig: *Blushes* Overruled!
Handlebarb:What music do you guys listen to?
The Crybaby Trio:Well, all the artists we listen to is pretty underground
Handlebarb:Oh cool, I'll check it out *Digs underground*
Jason: *Screams in a jar at the top of his lungs* Hahaha...W-What are you talking about? Everything's fine...
Secret Kid:Hey dad, I'm only 12 years old. What am I doing driving?
Secret Kids dad:Ben, you know I lost my license when I got that DUY...
(Adult)Jason: *Putting the roof of his car back on* Oh my god! Silvia it's gonna eat you! SILVIA!
(Adult)Jason's kid: *Screaming cause she thinks she's gonna die*
(Alternative prologue to K-12)
Jason: *Throws off breathing mask the nurses gave him* IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOO..!!!
Gordy's mom: *On the phone while trying to drive Gordy and Keef home to a hockey game* Uh huh...Of course I'll have everything done by-
Gordy: *Accidentally throws his hockey stick at his mom causing her to broke her phone*
Gordy's mom:Ah! Gordon, I swear to god!
Gymnastics teacher:Okay 5 6 7 8...
Angel: *Accidentally drops their ribbon wand*
Gymnastics teacher:ANGEL! Get it together, baby we have a show this weekend :)
Angel:...
Jason:*Runs up to Tabitha* I have a question! Can blind people see their dreams?
Tabitha: *Nervous sweating because she doesn't know the answer*
(Younger)Tabitha:What are those?!
Smol Jason:They're called my sandals :)
(Wildernessa after Jealousy lol)
Wildernessa:I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY! *Breaks glass table even though she's not even wearing shoes*
Jason:Back at the lovely diner Iris works at!
Secret Kid: *Tries to do a bunch of backflips but accidentally kicks off a sign*
Stacks:Secret Keeper!
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
