Craig of the creek oneshots because why not

Secret Keeper X Nonbinary! Reader

Requested by:move_pls
(Y/N):Your name

You got the pop tarts out the toaster and onto a plastic plate, your boyfriend was coming over. He was a kid called, 'The Secret Keeper' at the creek, you asked him to be your boyfriend awhile ago. You set the snacks on your bed and opened up your laptop and pulled out some reader insert fan fiction to read with him when he arrives.

The doorbell rang and you rushed to the door, "You called De Secret Keeper?"Secret Keeper joked then kissed your cheek seeing you. "Ready for fan fiction Friday?!"You said eagerly ready to clown the cliche storylines with your boyfriend. "Of course!"Secret Keeper said running into your house. You smiled and closed the door behind him and got to your bedroom with him.

When you and Secret Keeper were in your room, you opened up your laptop to some reader insert fan fiction. You looked over to Secret Keeper and saw he was already laughing, "Why are you laughing?! I haven't even pulled out the fanfic!"You said, "I don't know! I always laugh whenever we read fan fiction! We take nothing seriously!"Secret Keeper said eating a pop tart, guess that was true. You two never really took fan fiction seriously of course you only took it seriously if it was actually good or was getting serious but that was it.

"I found one, it's called 'Mine', 240K people have read it"You said, "Let me guess it's a yandere story?"Secret Keeper joked, "And besides I've read all sorts of fan fiction".

You snorted and opened up the first chapter, 'I woke up and threw my alarm clock across the room cause of the annoying buzzing coming from it'You read out loud to your boyfriend, "Why would she do that? Alarm clocks are expensive"Secret Keeper said, "I dunno, reader insert logic I guess"You said.

'I put my hair in a messy bun and put on my hoodie and jeans...- *Snorts* I'M SORRY! I CAN'T READ THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING! (Y/N) forgive me!"Secret Keeper tried to read but burst into laughter, "Don't be...I can tell this is a 'Not like other girls story'...Let's save our brain cells, I can tell the reader in this is gonna go on and on about how dumb girls are even though she's one herself...Let's skip it"You mumbled trying not to laugh yourself, "Please, I lost mine a long time ago"Secret Keeper said almost laughing even more.

"Aye yo, I think I hit jackpot"You said finding another story, "What is it?"Secret Keeper said, you grabbed a pop tart and took a bite of it before saying the story you found. "I found another story and it looks pretty good, no joke..."You said then continued to eat your pop tart. "Hmm, De Secret Keeper and De (Y/N) shall be the judge of that"Secret Keeper said eating another pop tart then looked at the laptop screen with you.

Time Skip

"(Y/N), you weren't kidding. You really hit jackpot!"Secret Keeper said, you smiled and reached for another pop tart but saw that you and your boyfriend ate them all. "Huh...We ate them all"You said, "At least we got to read fan fiction"Secret Keeper said coming closer to you and putting his head on your shoulder, "Guess we did, wanna watch a movie now?"You suggested, Secret Keeper nodded then let you search for a movie to watch.

(Guys this is a joke I'm not trying to make fun of anyone's way of writing).