(K-12)Jason:*Puts cigarette up to a fish in a tank at school* Does fishy want a cigarette? Does fishy want it? No you don't, good cause smoking is bad for you :)
Jason:Be gone annoying bitch *Pretends to blow Wildernessa away*
Keef:If I see a boy or girl with blue eyes, I'll just have to say, wow, your eyes are like blueberries :)
Gordy:... *Blushes*
(Teen)Stacks:Uh...Excuse me, Secret Keeper?
(Teen)Secret Keeper: *Groans* Ye ya...What do you want?
(Teen)Stacks:Let me see your eyes!
(Teen)Secret Keeper:Can't you already see eye? Like- what are you talking about? You can see your eyes, then you would be blind
(Teen)Stacks: *Mini panic* Are you high right now?!
(Teen)Secret Keeper:It's hi, how are you right now! Isabella get your shit together! I swear it god-
(Adult)Jason's child:You're home?
(Adult)Jason:I am home! Where's my hug?
(Adult)Jason's child: *Runs down the stairs to hug him but falls down the stairs*
(Adult)Craig:OH MY GOD-
Nate Moger |||:And this is what I call, super sane above super sane! *Makes noises only a car would make* AAAAHHHH
Jason: *Asleep but snoring too loud*
Craig:Maybe I could put this pillow over him...
Also Craig: *Accidentally slams the pillow on Jason a little too hard*
Jason:ACK- *Falls out the bed*
Craig:Jasie! Babe I didn't mean to do that! *Kisses him on the forehead so he'll feel better*
(Alternate ending to Don't say a word lol)
Jason: *Sees Crybaby is broken*
Stacks:Uh...Jas-
Jason:*On the verge on tears* YOU BROKE HER! *Sniff*
Craig:*Pissed* I GOT ME $9,000 WORTH OF GROCERIES IN MY FRIDGE! AND I'M SCREAMING OUT TO THE LORD CAUSE I CANNOT WAIT, TO EAT ME SOME GOOD OL' SNACKS! OKAY, SO I WENT TO SLEEP I HAD GOOD OL' DREAM! AND I WENT *Lip smack* SLEEP! AND AS SOON AS I WENT TO SLEEP I WOKE UP AND I ROSE FROM THE BED TO GO TO THE FRIDGE. ALL MY DAMN FOOD WAS GONE! THERE WERE FOUR OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE! MY MAMA, MY DADDY, MY BROTHER AND MY LITTLE SISTA! MY DAMN SISTER CAN'T EAT THAT MUCH, AND MY PARENTS HAD TO WORK! SO THAT PERSON THAT IS LEFT, IS YOU BUTTNARD! SO I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN MY FREAKING REFRIGERATOR AND EATING ALL MY FOOD! SO GUESS WHAT?! YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE ALEXIS AND ALL THAT SHIT?! THIS IS THE NECKLACE ALEXIS GOT YOU! NOW LOOK WHAT IMMA DO!!!!! *Smashes the necklace with a baseball bat*
Kelsey:That scout uniform is trash
Tony: *Pissed* You're disrespecting a future US army soldier!
Gordy: *Singing* If your name is Keef, and you're really handsome, c'mon raise your hand!
Keef: *Raises his hand*
Keef: *Boiling water* Crap! I got to restart my potato's!
Keef:Gordy, say who want lasagna
Gordy:Who want lasag- *Hits hip on the courter* AH!
Sewer Queen:Why you mad? Why you sad? When you can be, glad :) * Sprays people with air freshener*
(Adult)Eliza: *Pissed* SHUT UP I'M ON THE PHONE!
Also (Adult)Eliza:*Gets back on the phone* Hey Craig and Jason how's the baby? :)
Jason's mom:Jason, where are you going?
Jason:I'm going out with Craig
Jason's mom:Jason, you can't I need you to stay we have guests coming over
Jason: *Pissed* You never let me do anything!
Secret Kid:Why were you with Craig?
Jason: *Lies* Uh...We're just friends!
Stacks:But you two were holding hands...
Jason:Um...Cause we were crossing the street...?
Stacks:Well that's some bull-fuckery :/
Jason:C'mon, you have to like Melanie Martinez!
Jane:Well I don't have to do anything expect pay taxes and die :)
(Starts raining)
Craig:Ah! Jason it's raining be a good boyfriend and shield me :(
Jason:I'll use my trusty frying pan as a DRYING pan, babe it's fine :) *Puts pan on Craig's head*
Craig: *Trying not to laugh*
(Adult)Tony:Hey kid, what'cha got there?
(Adult)Jason's kid:My dogs been asleep for three days :)
(Adult)Tony:Oh that's nice...Jason and Craig?!
(Adult)Craig:We don't know how to tell her, okay!
(The empaths deciding who buries Xaviers body):
(K-12)Jason:So, who's gonna bury the body?
(K-12)Kelsey:Not it! *Puts her finger on her nose*
(K-12)Boris:Not it *Puts finger on his nose*
(K-12)Handlebarb:Not it :/ *Puts finger on her nose*
(K-12)Jason:God dammit!
Angel:Guys, I can't believe it! They sell weed at target! What has this country come to?! *Points the camera at some plants*
(Alternative version of The Headless Forest Scout)
Jason:Help! I'm bleeding out!
The Stump Kids:Jason, don't be so dramatic!
Roger: *Pretending to pray* God, please! Just let me have one good day!
Priest Kid:Oh my god you again? Give it a rest buddy!
(Teen)Jason:Hey you wanna make out?
(Teen)Craig:*Trying not to laugh* Nah
(Teen)Jason:Me neither, I wanna go to sleep *Kisses him on the cheek* Good night babe :)
Jason:Hey you should talk to him
Vanessa:*Walks up to Craig* Hey this scout likes you and wants to go out with you
Craig: *Smiles*
Jason: *Holding hands with Craig* Thanks!
Vanessa:You're welcome :)
(Adult)Big Red:Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk
(Adult)Tony:Are you lights on?
(Adult)Big Red:No I just wanted to see how you looked like your car is fucking ugly!
Jason: *Trying to play the song Soap on the piano*
Big Red:Junk! *Bangs her head against the piano, breaking it*
Jason:ACK-
Craig: *Writes 'I do' on a piece of paper and gives it to Jason* Read it honey
Jason:I do...
Kelsey: *Gasp* He said yes!
Priest Kid:Husband and husband, goodbye! *Runs off*
Wildernessa:Ha! Jason can you seriously not tie your shoes?!
Jason:I can't tie my shoes but I can steal away boys, girls and pacify bitches like you
Jason: *Trying to sing to Craig* Hey! I think you're really cute, and I was thinking we could go out sometime.
That jerk from Turning The Tables:Oh my god she's not breathing! Someone call 911!
Craig: *Calls an ambulance*
That jerk from Turning The Tables:You kids are always on your phones!
Tony:If you wanna play baseball, you gotta be a baseball! *Drops to the floor*
George:What do you mean? I'm so happy look at my face *Blank stare*
Gordy: *Runs into his moms car* Mom start the car they're following me!
Gordy's mom: *Mini panic* Ah! Who's following you?!
Gordy:The bugs, mom
Radio: *Playing the song Training Wheels*
Jason:Turn that off! Okay somebody left an ice cube on the ground, it melted and it wet my sock. *Gets out his water gun* WHO THE FUCK WANNA DIE?!
Tony: *Brings Cheese Sticks to Wildernessa* Hey are you the owner?
Wildernessa:Of a lonely heart...
Craig:You sick?
Jason: *Sneezes* If you guessed it... *Coughs* You right...
Jane: *Raises her hand* TEACHER! TEACHER! Her breath stinks!
George:Can I go to the bathroom? Oh my god Eliza look at your wig-
The CryBaby Trio:Hmm...This Duckmart seems a quiet... *Starts screaming out of controllably* Hehehehe...Mischief...
Keef:Gordy! I found some gummy bears!
Gordy:Those are vitamins...
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Craig of the creek oneshots because why not
FanfictionHello there other Craig of the Creek fans,feeling bored? Do you need a gosh darn break from school work? Don't worry dear,just get comfy,take a small break from everything,and read some oneshots about your favorite show :) Started:September 20 2020 ...
