Harry Potter Headcanons

Sfw - Harry and Draco

- Pillow fights. (I can just see it, Harry and Draco fresh out of one of their many arguments. They're sitting across the room from each other, not facing each other and definitely not speaking to each other. You throw a pillow at Harry, and he whips around to look at you, You throw your hands in the air, then point at Draco as though to say 'Not me!'. Harry knows full well it was you but he can't pass up a chance to chuck a pillow at the back of Draco's unsuspecting, perfectly styled hair)

- Going to every single Quidditch game Draco and Harry play, and when they're playing against each other they will be trying desperately to one up the other to impress you.

- Tiny little competitions. Ex. who can get to the door fast enough, who can finish the potion in potions class first, who can get the highest test score.

- You will forever be getting gifts. Draco's are flashy and high in material value while Harry's very in price: he'll just impulse buy something that made him think of you and then turn it into a gift.

- Softer moments, where you, Draco and Harry all curl up on the couch in front of the fire listening to each other's heart beats and sleepy breathing.

- Oftentimes having to de-escalate their fights and force them to talk out their issues, or talk about their feelings.

- Them both being fiercely protective. Merlin forbid you ever get hurt, sick or pregnant (or, if you get periods, this will also happen when you are on them). They will not let you do anything, they will wait hand and foot on you the entire time. Running you bubble baths, bringing you breakfast in bed and dinner on the couch.

- Draco reading to you as you lean against him, Harry draped across your lap and you petting his hair.

- Draco and Harry both getting jealous whenever anyone hits on you, openly checks you out, or even really touches you (outside of family members). Draco will be more obvious, clenching his jaw and his fingers, glaring holes into the person's head or looking away completely. Harry's jealousy will be more subtle. He will watch the person and you carefully, to make sure they don't try anything or make you uncomfortable, and after that person leaves he will be more clingy or touchy.

- Food fights. (Surprisingly, it's Draco who starts the food fights. You would think he would find food fights appalling due to his strict upbringing, but all it takes is one sarcastic retort from Harry during dinner and all etiquette flies out the window, much like Draco's spoonful of potatoes goes flying at Harry's face. Post food fight, it's a race to see who gets to the shower first. Whichever two loose are stuck with cleanup duty.