Harry Potter Headcanons

Sfw - Lavender and Pansy

- Like yin and yang but in a cute way.

- Pansy becoming a mama bear, and protecting the both of you with her life.

- Lavender is the "I'm obsessively in love with you, you are my soulmate" and Pansy is the "Secretly, I like this" parts of the trope.

- Painting your nails together while you spill the tea.

- Matching pajamas.

- Dark green and blush pink.

- Pansy gets a motorcycle and takes you and Lavender for rides on it to cool places with beautiful views.

- Katy Perry songs. Specifically "Part of Me" and "Hot n' Cold"

- Listening to queen shit like Meghan thee Stallion, Beyonce, P!nk, Cardi B, Ariana Grande, Rhianna, Lady Gaga, Doja Cat, etc.

- Pansy getting the both of you into trouble by convincing you to sneak out after curfew, or by sneaking you into her dorms/sneaking into your dorms.

- Dressing up in each others clothes.

- Letting them practice makeup on you.

- Lots of shopping, every chance you get. They both like shopping, so you will constantly be getting new stuff.

- Playful teasing.

- Honestly, it's like dating your best friends.

- Lavender would be the girl who always has gum on her, but only the fruit kinds.

- You guys would be together all the time. Both of them are very clingy (it's honestly just because they love you so much) therefore they will want to be around you all the time, unless of course they can't because you're in class/at work. In that case they find any excuse to come and see you.

- I mentioned that Lavender would hype you up, and the same goes for Pansy. Lavender hyping you up would be all sweet and reassuring, whereas Pansy hyping you up would be all aggressive and badass.

- Kissing Pansy with the taste of cigarette in her mouth, then kissing Lavender immediately after and the taste of cigarette mixing with the taste of her fruity gum.

- Lavender always knows how to calm down Pansy when someone pisses her off, and somehow knows exactly how to steer her away from an argument or out of hexing someone.

- But on that same note, if the reason Pansy is going to argue with/hex someone is because they said something bad about you, then she doesn't bother trying to stop Pansy and probably would lowkey enjoy seeing the person get hexed.

- You guys would have a pet hamster. You would take turns with taking care of it (feeding and watering it, changing the shavings, cleaning the cage, etc)