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black hole

Me:
It's gonna strike 12 soon

Minho:
Wow no shit

Jeongin:
OH GOD
I NEED TO STUDY BEFORE SLEEPING

Felix:
You literally texted me that you went studying 2 hours ago

Jeongin:
I may or may not have been staring at a single page for 2 hours-

Seungmin:
I'm disappointed, Jeongin
I thought you were a smart one
But you're just dumb du-du-dumb

Changbin:
Let the poor boi breathe
Geez

Me:
No wait
You're all forgetting why I started the chat today

Jisung:
Wait wait I'll guess

Seungmin:
Here we go again

Jisung:
So why I think you started the chat is because...
You're marrying someone?

Me:
No Jisung

Minho:
Oh wait I'll do you one better
Your hair line is receding because of the amount of hair dye you use

Me:
Tf??
No!!!

Felix:
I dye my hair too and that was immensely offensive to me >:(

Jisung:
Ooh I have another one
You're retiring since you've grown pretty old

Changbin:
Um????
Minho and I are of the same age???

Jisung:
No like mentally old
Mentally, he's like 78 years old

Jeongin:
And you're like 5

Hyunjin:
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Jisung:
OMG BESTIE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME

Hyunjin:
I WAS RIGHT HERE BESTIE
JUST GHOSTING Y'ALL

Felix:
I can't believe that you did that to us :(

Minho:
And lemme remind you that I've been discharged from the hospital and I can kick your ass easily

Hyunjin:
I FEEL ATTACKED

Jeongin:
Like a titan
shsksgahsusbsjs JAEGER!!

Felix:
I would assume that half of the readers didn't understand your reference

Me:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
BUT
I HAD SMTH TO SAY

Minho:
Keep that for another day bruh

Felix:
Haww I feel bad for Channie :((

Me:
Thank you Lix :((

Jisung:
But like
I have a question
What if I jumped into a black hole?

Changbin:
Somebody send him to sleep

Minho:
What do you think will happen if he jumped into a black hole?
Personally, I'd be ecstatic

Hyunjin:
I thinkkkk
He'll probably swirl down the hole, get sucked into the void
And crash on another planet where aliens probably exist
And would get eaten up by them
Because let's face it
He looks like a lobster
And that's kinda delicious

Changbin:
I believe in Hyunjin the cannibal supremacy

Felix:
According to me
Jisung will get sucked into the hole
And maybe he'll die (?)

Jeongin:
That got dark real quick

Felix:
I'm not finished
He'll die and then will be reincarnated as a comet

Seungmin:
Your physics is blowing my mind

Jisung:
Uh huh?
Then what do YOU think will happen?

Seungmin:

Jisung:
....

Hyunjin:
....

Felix:
....

Seungmin:
Do you get it now?

Jisung:
Yeah I'm not gonna watch that

Hyunjin:
Same

Felix:
I'd rather be gaming rn

Seungmin:
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Me:
NOW IM GONNA TEXT
AND NO ONE WILL INTERRUPT ME
I WAS SAYING
THAT IT'S GONNA STRIKE 12
AND IT'LL BE HYUNJIN'S BIRTHDAY

Hyunjin:
Oh god
Did I FORGET MY OWN BIRTHDAY?!?!??!

Minho:
It's 12 already, genius

Me:
Oh shit-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNJIN

Jisung:
SAPPY BORNDAY BROOO

Seungmin:
...I'm gonna ignore Jisung and wish you a very happy birthday

Felix:
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

Jeongin:
Hbd man

Changbin:
Happy birthday!!
I need cake

Felix:
You already got cake ;))

Jisung:
Ew

Felix:
You're the one to say

Minho:
Ah, one year closer to death
Happy birthday

Hyunjin:
Thank you guys T_T
Y'all make me soft

Jisung is typing...

Minho:
We all know what he's gonna say, riii?

Jisung:
You stole my thunder :((

(a/n: Happy birthday to our reason of happiness! I hope he's coping well!

Also, this book hit 15k??? I mean like????)