(a/n: this chapter is NOT meant to offend anyone, please take it as a joke, bec what else is a bigger joke than my life choices)
Me:
Guys T_T
Y'all know Ryan Reynolds? T_TFelix:
YES YES I DOOO :DD
THAT TALENTED MAN AHHHMe:
IFKR MDHSHSJSJSB
WHY DO I HAVE THE BIGGEST BRO CRUSH ON HIMSeungmin:
"Bro crush"
I see you've been in this groupchat for too long
Your vocab is changingMinho:
OR
He's just learning a lot from ShakespeareHyunjin:
Why art Shakespeareth
NO ACTUALLY WHYMinho:
Bec Shakespeare created a shitload of words we have in our dictionary rn, genius
Like uncomfortable, which you always make meJisung:
Wow
The intelligence makes you sexcJeongin:
Ew feelingsChangbin:
I found smth, peopleMe:
RYAN REYNOLDS 😩😩Changbin:
YAH CHAN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GCFelix:
*Pointedly looks at Jeongin*Jisung:
How do you pointedly look at someone like are you a cone with a pointed tip-
No wait that's changbinChangbin:
EVERY TIME
EVERY
FUCKING
TIMEHyunjin:
YAH CHANGBIN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GCMinho:
I never thought I'd say this
But Hyunjin
I'm low-key proud of youHyunjin:
ZE GASP
DID YOU JUST-Minho:
I take it back
I TAKE IT BACK!!Me:
R Y A N
PLEASE I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE HIS BRO CRUSH TOOSeungmin:
Why is Chan yelling?
Is he okay?
Chan, what did you eat today?Me:
I did have some brownies
Eating them, I felt so good
Like I was on cloud 9
Literally so free and happy
Then I realised that there was no pot in the brownies
They were just so goodFelix:
Harry Styles who?Jisung:
Lmao he thought he could quote a legend and not get caught by our GenZ iconChangbin:
ANYWAYS
I FOUND SMTH
It's some Indian musicMinho:
Oh? Is it good?Changbin:
Yeah most of it was good af
But then I found this
It's called Zeher Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma
Hyunjin:
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE THAT OH GOFHDKSISKSKSKSSMinho:
He beat Michael Jackson oh wowJisung:
I tried to translate the title
It says
Is your kiss a poison or love
And I'm-
C'mon Minho let's tryMinho:
Sorry byeJeongin:
I was trying to keep it low but I found some song too
It's called ABBG TPOG
Me:
What
Is
Happening
In that videoFelix:
Aww that's such a happy family video :(((Seungmin:
Do you understand what's happening in it?Felix:
NoChangbin:
UnderstandableJeongin:
You want another one?Hyunjin:
*breathes in, breathes out*
YESN'TJeongin:
Minho:
Is that sex dance or wha...?Jisung:
SexcFelix:
NO
But those are elite songs
Like only people with elite taste can like themJisung:
Okay but Indian food tho
It's the bestChangbin:
Oh damn you made me hungryHyunjin:
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD EAT UNTIL IM BLOATED
I CANNOT FEEL HUNGRY THENMinho:
I mean, logicMe:
MY RYAN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY RYAN
Seen(a/n: ISTG IM INDIAN AND I DO *NOT* INTEND TO OFFEND OR MAKE FUN OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY SOMETIMES I CANNOT-
:D
Did you like it? Are you happy now, Sam? XDDD
Thanks for reading! I love you!)
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed