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divorced corona

Hyunjin:
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

Seungmin:
I ask that every time
Also, with correct punctuation

Hyunjin:
NO NO LISTEN UP
CORONA ENDED IN ME

Me:
...?

Hyunjin:
I HAVE DIVORCED CORONA

Changbin:
Oh my brain cells

Hyunjin:
WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTANDING
CORONA NO
NO CORONA

Jeongin:
I think he's trying to tell us something

Minho:
Well no shit sherlock

Hyunjin:
SORRY I'M AN ANTI CORONA

Felix:
Okay T A S T E 
But I think he means
That he's out of the corona period
He's well now?

Hyunjin:
YES BRO ILYSM PLATONICALLY

Felix:
ILYT PLATONICALLY

Jisung:
Omg Hyunjin
Congrats
You're finally corona no

Hyunjin:
Yes bro AYEEEE

Minho:
"Corona no"
Please I have no will to live

Jeongin:
Okay but why is he panicking so much

Hyunjin:
LEMME TELL YOU
*CLEARS THORAT*

Seungmin:
Thorat
T h o r a t
Dude, autocorrect does exist

Hyunjin:
No sTOP LEMME SPEAK
I HAVE FAILED IN LIFE
I HAVE DIVORCED CORONA
IM SAD AND LOST AND IN DESPAIR

Me:
Okay why the heck

Hyunjin:
Uh?
BecAUSE
IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Changbin:
Dude that's the wrong reaction-

Felix:
Hyunjin what's wrong :((

Hyunjin:
When I was yes corona, I used to get all the attention and love and care and no assignments
NoW THAT IM OKAY, I NEED TO SUBMIT FILES???
UM???
I'D RATHER STAY SICK???

Jeongin:
I hate to say it but I understand him

Jisung:
Oml I do too!!
Poor guy has to work now :((

Felix:
I am sorry for this, Jinnie :((

Hyunjin:
THANK YOU GUYS :((

Me:
Alright so I don't think you guys get what corona is but oke
Whatever floats your boat I guess

Minho:
I am here to announce
I have officially ✨given up✨

Hyunjin:
Real life = blehh
Corona = sexc

Seungmin:
Oh my god-
I can feel my brain cells dying a slow, torturous death

Jisung:
Okay Seungmin you can't say that
Also because I don't know what toturus is
Is that a breed of tortoise or smth?

Seungmin:
OH MY GOD
I'm here only because of Chan
He's a good friend

Felix:
Are we not?? :(

Seungmin:
Ofc you are
But y'all weird

Jisung:
I'm not weird

Changbin:
And I'm not Changbin

Jisung:
Obv
You aren't changbin
You are a nacho
Full triangle

Minho:
Why do you even try, Changbin?

Changbin:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Me:
Okay so Hyunjin
You should be happy that you're out of the corona phase

Jisung:
Yeah corona no

Me:
...yes, corona no
Because it could prove to be lethal

Hyunjin:
.......
You should've told me that before

Jeongin:
Why??

Hyunjin:
Because I just licked a can
And aggresively asked my sis to cough on me

Minho:
Ight end this chat

Me:
Hyunjin-
What the-

Minho:
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Hyunjin:
Brb
Gotta rinse my mouth now omg

(a/n: this was just crack lmao I woke up like this

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