Me:
It's time, guys
Minho, Changbin, and I graduate tomorrowHyunjin:
*AGGRESSIVE CRI*Jeongin:
Lmao the oldies are going
Bye bye lolChangbin:
YAH!
YOU FETUS!!Seungmin:
He's actually a fetus oh godJeongin:
I was bornMinho:
Do you want me to clap for you for that exclusive discovery?Jisung:
YO I JUST HAD A CRAY CRAY THOUGHT
FELIX, HYUNJIN, SEUNGMIN AND I GRADUATE NEXT YEAR
OH FUCK THE FUCKSeungmin:
Ah, yes, the late realization
Welcome to the real world, Han JisungFelix:
We'll have to work and earn moneyHyunjin:
And woo someone w my weewoo
And then marry them
And then let the weewoo work yet again
And then have kids
And then pay bills and the school fees
And then retire
And then die
In conclusion, we're all gonna dieMinho:
Firstly, you're in highschool so concentrate on your studies and weewoo only
Secondly, "we're all gonna die"
Wow I thought we were all immortal or smthFelix:
Did you?Minho:
S A R C A S MJisung:
O R G A S MChangbin:
Get out
NOWJisung:
Okay no but Hyunjin
Why do you need a weewoo to woo someone when you have big lipsJeongin:
Yeah sometimes he reminds me of Kylie JennerHyunjin:
OMGJJSGAJSJSUKAKS
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT GUYS IMMA CRIE
Also, my weewoo carries my future children
So I need itMe:
What the actual heck
Stop or Jeongin will call the child support helplineJeongin:
WhHyunjin:
But think about itSeungmin:
We don't need to hear things about your sperms, please stopFelix:
OLD JOKE BUT
WHAT IF SUPERM'S FANS WERE CALLED SPERMS XDDDJeongin:
What age are you living in
That's a century old jokeMinho:
Yes bec this kid was alive a century agoJeongin:
Ever heard of vampires?
No wait not Edward Cullen-
NOBODY ASSOCIATES ME W THE CULLENS OR IM CALLING THE CHILD SUPPORT HELPLINEChangbin:
Ayo calm the fuck downJisung:
And wear an evening gownHyunjin:
With your hair so brownFelix:
Turn upside down, that frownJisung:
And light up the townHyunjin:
Because a moa is a clownFelix is typing...
Minho:
What the actual flying fuckity fuck am I reading?Seungmin:
That's alliteration
Oh damn
I'm becoming like you guys
SHITMe:
Bruh it's the second last chapter, how long did you need to become like us?Jeongin:
Y'all are poetsFelix:
Aww thanks :(( <33Jeongin:
Yeah, those flop, emo poets who only know how to rhyme but don't make any senseHyunjin:
But I wrote the DANCING PENCIL poem!!
I won at life!!Changbin:
And I had fortunately forgotten about it
But no
You gave me war flashbacksMe:
ANYWAYS
HOW ABOUT A FAREWELL FROM YOU GUYS AHHASJSSUJS
:]Jisung:
I'm broke af
I fished out a coin from my pocket
And guess what
It has same print on both the sidesChangbin:
I remember my Christmas gift from you
Okay how long are you gonna keep sticking coins to each other?Jisung:
It's fun
You're bored?
Find some currency
Destroy it
Ruin the economy bec fuck capitalismFelix:
Oh dude he's revolutionaryJeongin:
I would find that nonsense but tell me why it makes senseMinho:
Tell me about itJeongin:
I just didMinho:
That didn't mean-
G O S HMe:
I can't believe that I won't be seeing the school again
And you guys in the hallwaysChangbin:
Chill, we can come over anytimeMinho:
And we have to go to school again to collect our certificatesMe:
CAN Y'ALL LET ME CRY IN PEACE
LEMME BE SENTIMENTAL FOR ONCEFelix:
Oh dude he's emoMe:
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FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed