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jisung virus

Me:
How's the quarantine, Hyunjin?

Hyunjin:
Happily dying

Minho:
No stfu
Only I can kill you
Or airfry you, for that matter

Jisung:
Papi is rough omg
I like it

Seungmin:
Ugh
There should be a Han Jisung virus

Felix:
Omg what
YESSSS

Jeongin:
He really didn't understand what you were trying to say, Seungmin

Seungmin:
Some people are just born with less brain cells

Changbin:
Yeah but Jisung virus tho
It'd be deadlier than Ebola

Jisung:
Like my killer looks ;))

Seungmin:
No
Like your dead brain

Hyunjin:
Seungmin is talking a lot about brain today
GAsP-
Have yoU DECIDED WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AFTER HIGHSCHOOL???

Minho:
Not this conversation please

Seungmin:
In fact, I have
I want to legally own a car and a driving license

Felix:
NICE

Seungmin:
And drive it over you guys

Felix:
NOT NICE

Me:
I don't get why y'all are so aggressive
I mean
We're just nice guys

Jeongin:
And one of us "nice guys" just has a lot of money woo

Changbin:
LMAOOOO

Jeongin:
Don't you laugh so much at him, Shrek

Jisung:
MAKNAE ON TOP

Jeongin:
Did YOU find your noona yet?

Jisung:
.....
I'm disowning this kid

Minho:
He has all the sass that we were lacking

Hyunjin:
But Jisung virus?
We neED TO KNOW WHAT IT ISSSS
HOW DOES IT SPREAD
WHAT DOES IT DO
HOW IS IT CURED
ANSWERS I NEED ANSWERS

Me:
Gosh Hyunjin relax
You're still sick

Hyunjin:
Yeah, lovesick 😍

Felix:
...tf
WHY DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT

Jisung:
YOU'RE BETRAYING US HYUNJIN
MY HEART OUCH IT HURTS LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK

Minho:
Just how long is the buttcheek on a stick joke is gonna be used for

Jeongin:
It's funny ngl lmao

Hyunjin:
Guys CHILL
I'M LOVESICK FOR MYSELF
WE ARE THE LOVESICK BOYSSSS

Me:
BLACKPINK TEE DEE DEE DEE
TEDEDEDEDEDEDE

Changbin:
Chan are you okay

Me:
Who knows at this point ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Jisung:
He has the Jisung virus ;)))

Seungmin:
Oh I get it now
The Jisung virus is easily spread by just speaking to a guy named Han Jisung

Jisung:
B-)

Minho:
And it causes brain hemorrhage

Jisung:
Huh-

Seungmin:
And the only cure to it is shock therapy

Jisung:
GUYS HAWWW
IM HURT

Jeongin:
Not to be insensitive or smth
But be grateful that the cure wasn't murdering you

Jisung:
I don't want this virus anymore T_T

Felix:
Aww :((

Changbin:
Melodrama
Sigh
END THE CHAT BEFORE HYUNSUNGLIX SPEAK SOMETHING
END
END
ABORT

Felix:
:((

Hyunjin:
:((

Jisung:
:((

(a/n: not a great ending, I know lmao

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