PART 5! IM SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE BEC LITERALLY ALL OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS ONE THE MOST
Han Jisung
Q) no because what typa patanjali fuckjuice are you taking to be this horny
Hyunjin: condom juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Changbin: what the fuck???
Chan: I wish there was an anti-horny juice
Jisung: I love myself, something something dalla dalla yeah
Q) French fries should be from France but it is from German......THEN WHY THE HECKY DIZZEL ARE THEY CALLED "FRENCH" FRIES?!???!!?
Jisung: BECAUSE COMMUNISM
Seungmin: it does NOT make sense, Jisung
Q) How can i send you to horny jail?
Jisung: catch me if you can ;))
Also Jisung: *proceeds to hide behind a tree*
Q) Are you horny 24/7 or nah?
Minho: what type of question is this
Jisung: obv not-
Minho: what type of answer is this
Q) Could you tell us a lil more about your miscarriage 😳?
Felix: *dims the lights and plays emotional music*
Jisung: here's the story of real heartbreak... i saw a hot girl wearing a horse mask and walking around in a costume party. and since I was a horse too, back then, I looked at her and got preggers. two days later, I got labor pains and rushed to the doctor. BUT! he spoke that I had gas, not a baby. the miscarriage really happened in the toilet though.
Jeongin: I need bleach
Q) Have you ever sworn without swearing- like do ever just wanna say "f*ck you" but don't wanna censor it so you just "sexual intercourse you"? idk what to ask, It's actually good enough that am not in simp mode right here or else
Jisung: nawww, I don't do this bull dung
Hyunjin: be nicer to the reader, female doggo
Q) Are you stupid or dumb
Jisung: im lesbian
Felix: i thought you were American
Chan: he isn't.
Q) Bro would you be the bro to my bro?
Jisung: yes bro I would be the bro to your bro my lovely bro
Q) Also if Felix doesn't marry me would you and Minho adopt me some day?
Minho: Felix please marry her
Felix: yeah but idk her name-
Jisung: it's "bro"
Felix: OKAY IMMA MARRY BRO :D
Q) Why are you gay?
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
