THE FINAL PART!! And bro some of you used hindi in the questions and i literally cried tears of blood while translating what is this
YANG JEONGIN
Q) you soja (translation: you sleep)
Jeongin: no u
Felix: #proud #genz #trending #reelitfeelit
Chan: *sighs* no.
Q) When did you lose your innocence my boi? Did you fake your dumbness?
Jeongin: i didn't- OH LOOK A FLYING COYOTE!!
Seungmin: nice try, kid.
Q) so....do you have the address of any of those peeps you met on those sites, for research purposes heh
Jeongin: talk to Jisung
Jisung: wha- wtf bro
Jeongin: give horny advice, dude. you're the best we have
Jisung: *shy shy shy* aww bro i cri
Changbin: they're so far gone, I won't even try
Q) Can i adopt you
Jeongin: okay so how many parents do i even have now-
Hyunsunglix: us
Chan: shut up, he's my kid
Jeongin: see?
Q) Aur bhai chumma zeher tha ki pyaar? (translation: so bro, was the kiss poison or love? [reference from the chapter 'elite songs'])
Jeongin: i haven't had my first kiss yet :D
Hyunjin: *GASPS* WUT
Minho: i thought you kissed a mosquito?
Jeongin: THAT WAS A SECRET AND ALSO ACCIDENTAL!!
Q) Jeongin choli ke peeche kya hai? (translation: jeongin, what's behind the blouse?) (dude wtf that's from a song i-)
Jeongin: what's a blouse?
Jisung: it's a skirt
Seungmin: common sense just died a tragic death
Q) Dimples.
Chan: um??? i have em too???
Jeongin: the spotlight ain't on you, gtfo
Changbin: DID YOU JUST SAY GTFO TO CHAN OMG-
Jeongin: yeah? Get The Fruits Out?
Minho: i don't believe this
Q) 1) yahhh you're not really innocent right 😏 spill or i'll ask the author
2) is chan your substitute father or something
3) how's it like to have like 7 wonderful hyungs
4) cute.
Jeongin: 1) somebody kidnap the author- 2) i have so many parents, it's tough nurturing them all 3) don't get too cheesy okay? i like them 4) i know. ^_^
Author: heehee
Chan: okay so since when did children start nurturing parents?
Jeongin: i came all the way from Busan to nurture my parents (DID Y'ALL GET THE REFERENCE?)
Q) I know you have a sugar daddy just admit it already i won't tell anyone i promise 🤫
Jeongin: ...help mom I'm scared
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
