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twilight

Hyunjin:
Edward, come back

Changbin:
That's the wrong story-

Felix:
O_o
I can't believe you have shown such an uncultured side of yours

Jeongin:
#CancelHwangHyunjin

Me:
No no-
Let's not cancel someone-

Jisung:
Are we sure we want Edward Cullen to come back
Wait he didn't die-
HOW WOULD HE DIE OOF

Minho:
We could make him swallow garlic or smth
Don't vampires die from that shit

Me:
I don't think he meant it as a question???

Seungmin:
Or we could dismember him and then dispose off his body by burning it

Jeongin:
......
I'm so convinced that you're a closet psychopath

Felix:
That turned dark real quick

Hyunjin:
No but I was doing a twilight marathon yesterday
I watched all the movies

Felix:
Oh my frickin god
Sweetie are you okay

Jisung:
And friends, this is how you burn your last brain cell

Minho:
Did you do that too? Bec I don't see any hints of brain cells in you

Jisung:
Papi so sweet I get diabetes (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Changbin:
*Is disgusted*

Hyunjin:
Guys let mE GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
SO I watched them all and I'm kinda confused

Seungmin:
There's a lot to be confused about, but okay, what confused you?

Hyunjin:
Is Jacob gonna marry his teenage crush's daughter in the future?
Also, interracial relationship? I'm not against it buT LIKE SHE'S A SEMI VAMPIRE ISNT SHE?
ALSO
ARE BELLA AND EDWARD GONNA DO THAT CREEPY STARING THING IN THE FLOWER BEDS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES?

Jisung:
Creepy staring thing?

Jeongin:
Yeah, where they keep staring at each other until it gets creepy af

Felix:
Guys oh my fuck
Jacob imprinted on a girl who was supposed to call him uncle

Seungmin:
Those ddlg age gap fanfics be satisfied rn

Jeongin:
NO EW WTF
EWWWWW

Me:
This is making me ✨uncomfortable✨

Hyunjin:
Btw I figured out smth funny
Edward cAN NEVER ASK BELLA TO GROW OLD W HIM BEC THEY'RE GODDAMN VAMPIRES JAJAJAJAJAJA
SUCKS TO BE YOU I GUESS!!

Minho:
Jisung
Do you wanna grow old together?

Me:
.........

Jeongin:
.......

Jisung:
Did you just-

Changbin:
YASSSSS
OHMYGOD
WHY AM I SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Felix:
⟵(o_O)

Hyunjin:
Fuck Edward and Bella
This is my fav ship

Jisung:
Lee Minho is this a proposal

Minho:
Nawww I was kidding lmao

Jeongin:
I wanna laugh bec Jisung got clowned but like I'm low-key sad for him

Seungmin:
MINHO I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

Minho:
Oh my fucking god
Jisung

Jisung:
...yes?

Minho:
Can I slap your butt?

Jisung:
G A S P-
IT'S ALL YOURS

Me:
What am I watching-

Hyunjin:
Okay so this got inappropriate real quick
But yeah
JiSUNG GO GO!!

Felix:
CONGRATS BESTIE YOU GET YOUR BUTT SLAPPED!!
IM ROOTING FOR YOU!! :DDD

Changbin:
What the fuck y'all
I'm so weirded out

Jisung:
I'm blushing

Jeongin:
Ew feelings

(a/n: I have NO idea what I just wrote

But ohMYGOD 62K??? THIS IS CRAZY GOSHHH THANK YOUUUUU I LOVE YOUUUUU)