Jisung created the group 'Triangle's butt day'
Felix:
Tell me why I instantly knew who triangle was 😭😭Me:
It's like a preloaded info in our heads now
Changbin = triangleJisung:
Hehe thanks
ANYWAYS
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU WITH THIS GENIUS IDEA
AND THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T ADD CHANGBIN IN THIS GROUP
WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE CHANGBIN ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROWHyunjin:
He has a birthday?Seungmin:
.....
Tell me again why I was shipped with himMinho:
Hyunjin
He didn't appear out of thin air
Unlike youJeongin:
Now that his birth has been established
What are we gonna surprise him with?Jisung:
I know exactly what to do
But in a much more real sense
I have no idea what to doFelix:
Please it's Michael Scott all over againJeongin:
I'd sell my whole life for being DwightMinho:
ISSA CHANGBIN'S BIRTHDAY
DONT SELL YOUR LIFE YET
WE NEED TO SURPRISE HIM FIRSTMe:
Ooh damn
Minho's yellingMinho:
Sometimes I just feel like using a knife for cutting vegetables
But instead of vegetables, there should be people's headsJisung:
Slaughterer au
This y/n is ready papiMinho:
Jisung's head nextMe:
No please
It's a party, not a sacrificeFelix:
Don't hurt my Sungie :((Hyunjin:
AHHHHH CUTEEEEEEJeongin:
I'm cuterHyunjin:
AHHHHH CUTEEEEEESeungmin:
He really just copy pasted the same words for both of themMinho:
He's been learning from meJisung:
Caught in 4kMe:
ANYWAYS
What do we do for Changbin?Felix:
Hmm
How about
We gift him the leaning tower of Pisa?Hyunjin:
Omg yes
He'd be so happyMe:
...what would he do with it?Jisung:
Show it off
Slide down the building from the leaning side like wheeee
And conduct orgiesSeungmin:
How to unseeHyunjin:
Ay ay ay listen
What if we gifted him a diamond bracelet?Minho:
Tf?
He'd honestly be satisfied if we completed his homeworkJisung:
Nah I can't afford thatJeongin:
So you can afford diamond bracelets and a goddamn tower but can't do his homework?Jisung:
Ofc
Does that not make sense?Seungmin:
NoJisung:
Meanie :((Me:
Let's think of something realisticMinho:
Let's just gift him a new pair of bathroom slippersHyunjin:
That is SO randomSeungmin:
Lmao look who's talkingFelix:
No no let's gift him smth useful
How about...
A tree?
That's kinda useful riii?
He can inhale oxygen from itMe:
Not you too Lix T_TJisung:
My buddy ain't wrongMinho:
Alriiii so let's pool in money to buy a fucking tree
And gift it to a guy who clearly doesn't fucking need oxygen when he rapsJisung:
...alright that's a pointChangbin:
Please gift me a bar of chocolate and complete my homeworkMe:
...........
Jisung did you check twice that you didn't add him before making the group?Jisung:
......
Fuck.Jeongin:
Omg he used punctuationFelix:
Jisung why (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)Jisung:
I'M SORRY YOU GUYS
THIS WAS GENUINELY NOT ON PURPOSEMinho:
Ah, so it seems like we don't need to gift him anything, now that there's no surprise leftChangbin:
No wait
I want a giftMe:
Ahahaha no
It's too lateChangbin:
But-
Tf-Felix:
Happy butt day binnie (✿^‿^)Changbin:
WHAT ABOUT THE GIFT?
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Chapter idea by my sister)
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed