Felix:
4 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
4 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon oil
Minho:
What-
Felix:
A pinch of salt
2 tablespoons water
Jeongin:
Water isn't measured in tbsp bro
Felix:
Shush y'all I'm just noting down how to make a mug brownie
Seungmin:
This isn't your recipe book, Felix
Me:
But I gotta admit that he makes the best brownies
Changbin:
Brownies without me? Wow I hate you
Felix:
I'll make you some :D
Jisung:
Felix, ya know what could make this brownie even better?
Felix:
Omg tips? I'm taking notes
What is it?
Jisung:
A girl
Preferably a noona
Me:
.....
Changbin:
There he goes again
Jisung:
No for rEALLLL
A noona would always taste good ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Me:
Whoa whoa calm down you horny little squirrel
Jeongin:
*Is shook*
Me:
OMG WE HAVE JEONGIN IN THE GROUP TOO I FORGOT NO SWEETIE YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING GO TO SLEEP
Jisung:
I bet a noona will be like an Oreo
Minho:
Fuck I've heard this one...
DON'T!
Jisung:
So that I can spread it open and have all the good stuff in between
Jeongin:
MOMMMMMMMM SJYSJSJSJJSJSSNSJSK
Jeongin has left the group
Felix:
YOU DROVE HIM AWAY
Seungmin:
WHO'S KICKING HIM OUT OF THE GROUP
Jisung:
Wanna hear more?
Minho:
This is fun
Go on
Me:
NO MINHO WTF
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
Jisung:
A noona is like an exam
Changbin:
Not this one!!
Jisung:
Because I study her like crazy
Minho:
At least you study smth
Hyunjin:
Ooh burn
Jisung:
A noona is also like a haunted house
Minho:
Wait I haven't heard this one
Me:
STAHPPPP
Jisung:
Because I'll scream when I'm in her
Felix:
I'm too pure for this chat
Me:
You expect me to believe that?
Felix:
Shush
Hyunjin:
Hey Jisung say some more
Jisung:
I see I'm making fans here
Minho:
No you're making a fool out of yourself
Jisung:
:((
Alright last one
Seungmin:
This better be good
Me:
Seungmin you too?!?!
Seungmin:
My walls were high, but he broke through like a colossal titan
Felix:
ATTACK ON TITAN AYE
Jisung:
Roses are red
Violets are fine
She'll be the 6
I'll be the 9
Me:
......
Seungmin:
Okay that was so bad
Minho:
That's been established
Changbin:
This is why you don't get a noona
Jisung:
What do I do to get a noona then?
Felix:
Make her brownies!! ^_^
Me:
That's actually quite effective
Jisung:
Oh?
Tell me how to do that please 🥺
You added Jeongin to the group
Me:
It's safe now, innie
Jeongin:
Thank you so much
I was so traumatized
Changbin:
We're all scarred for life after this chat
Jisung:
You wanna hear another one?
Seen by all
(a/n: idk why I wrote this one XD)
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
