Who Made This Groupchat? » skz

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(a/n: this book is going to be from Chan's point of view, so yeah)

You created the group 'Socialize Please'

Me:
hi!! :D

Seungmin:
Um???
Why would you ask me to socialize at 1 in the night???

Felix:
Omg new friends hi how've you been

Minho:
Omg too much energy

Changbin:
Please try to sleep Chan
Idk what goes on in your head at night that you did this

Jisung:
Are there any girls in this groupchat?

Hyunjin:
I don't think so, stranger

Jisung:
Aw damn I don't wanna be here anymore

Seungmin:
Idk who you are but I'm judging you so hard rn

Minho:
Me too, mate

Felix:
OMG YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA TOO?

Minho:
No?
Wait are you that Australian kid who called Chan "oppa" once?

Felix:
ThAt wAs jUsT oNe TiMe bY aCciDeNt

Me:
Jeongin I know you're ghosting us all rn

Jeongin:
What do you want me to say?
My mom is gonna ground me if she finds out that I'm texting at 1 AM

Hyunjin:
GOSHHHH WE ALL DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER AND THIS IS A MESS ISTG CHAN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING THIS IS GIVING ME STRESS I MIGHT EVEN DEVELOP PNEUMONIA

Minho:
Okay who tf is that guy

Seungmin:
I'm judging you too

Changbin:
As a matter of fact, I know Jisung and Chan

Jisung:
I don't know you triangle face

Changbin:
SAY THAT AGAIN

Jisung:
I don't know you uwu worthy face

Changbin:
Why are you like this

Me:
...and I know all of you

Jeongin:
And you decided to make this group because...?

Me:
I wanted y'all to get to know each other

Felix:
New friends here I come!! :D

Jeongin:
Crap i knocked off a lamp and I hear my mom's footsteps coming towards my door frick frick frick frick-

Minho:
Wow now that's a real problem

Jeongin:
Ugh imma brb

Me:
....anyway
Can y'all introduce yourselves?

Minho:
No

Me:
R00d :(

Felix:
Don't feel bad, I bet he's a nice guy who's just sleepy rn

Minho:
I like you already

Felix:
UWUWUWUWU THANK YOUUUUU ❤️

Seungmin:
Ew feelings

Me:
Sigh I'll start
Hi, I'm Bang Chan! Or you can call me Chris too!

Felix:
I'm Felix! Nice to meet y'all!! :D

Hyunjin:
It's your sexy ass dancing machine Hyunjin this side hello

Seungmin:
Ew again
Btw I'm Seungmin

Minho:
Lee Minho

Changbin:
I'm Changbin! >.<

Jisung:
Han Jisung in the building!!

Me:
And the guy whose mom is gonna kill him is Jeongin
He's two years younger than me, Minho, and Changbin, which means he's a year younger than Hyunjin, Seungmin, Jisung and Felix

Jisung:
Please don't math or my mind will commit unalive

Jeongin:
As a matter of fact, I'm good at math

Hyunjin:
Oh look who's back!!

Jeongin:
Bruhhhhh be thankful that I'm still alive
The door to my room opened and like in a nanosecond I threw my phone across the room and pretended to sleep
Now it has an ugly crack on the screen ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Minho:
I just read the first and last words of the message but rip

Felix:
"Bruhhhhh screen"
I mean, must make sense to you-

Jisung:
Oh my god Jeongin my prayers are with you and your phone

Jeongin:
You are so sweet 🥺

Hyunjin:
Ship-

Jeongin:
bYE

Me:
Um please don't ship anyone w anyone I begggggg

Minho:
But Felix called you oppa

Hyunjin:
OmG I was there to witness the scene and it was the moment I started shipping you both without even knowing who Felix was and now it's just a blessing that I'm witnessing my ship come to life how can I thank the lord so much for this!!!!!

Minho:
I again read the first and last words rip

Felix:
Why would you ship us T_T

Hyunjin:
......
Did you not read what I just wrote?

Me:
I guess it's time for us to sleep goodbye world

Seungmin:
THANK YOU
GOODNIGHT

Changbin:
This was a goodbye I never knew i needed