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Felix:
Ayo
Imagine if our life was a sitcom

Seungmin:
Then Jisung and Hyunjin's life would be of Two Broke Girls

Hyunjin:
Except that none of us were never millionaires

Seungmin:
Aw, that sucks
Makes me oddly happy, idk why

Minho:
But wouldn't it be like Friends?

Changbin:
Let's be honest
Have any of us even slept together?

Jisung:
This is the part where I make my grand entry

Minho:
Bye Han

Jisung:
Sorry Lee :(

Felix:
It's okay :))

Me:
I don't think he was talking to-
Whatever :DD

Jeongin:
Lmao what if it was like Squid Game?

Me:
.....
What happened to you, kid?

Jeongin:
Nothing???
I mean, death and destruction?
Kinda cool ngl

Changbin:
I'm SO cornered for you
*Concerned

Jisung:
OFC YOU ARE CORNERED, YOU HAVE THREE
BEC
GUESS WHAT?

Changbin:
BEC IM A TRIANGLE?

Jisung is typing...

Changbin:
JOKE'S ON YOU, IM INTO THAT SHIT

Jisung:
AAAAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

Hyunjin:
I think you gave him his triangleness awakening

Changbin:
What the actual fuck
I was just about to revive my confidence and you say it's an awakening?
I'm so disappointed in you

Felix:
But let's review it
Changbin became a triangle bec he was called a triangle
Carries the same logic as
"When you don't have a parachute, become a parachute"

Seungmin:
What logic is that-

Jisung:
You basically fold yourself and fall into a sea
Then you float on the sea
Whatta journey!!

Minho:
I'm one centimetre close to throwing you out of the window

Changbin:
Parachutes don't work that way
You gotta spread-
I won't continue
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME TO CONTINUE

Jisung:
And y'all say that I have a dirty mind

Jeongin:
I don't get it

Me:
I'm gLAD

Felix:
I had better things to talk about
Like anime sites
Which ARE LEGAL
AND DON'T EXIST

Me:
I understand your pain
I had to watch Naruto on seven different sites

Jeongin:
Istg
I found a site a while ago
But it redirected me to another page
Where there was
Um
Women's chest balls

Minho:
"WOMEN'S CHEST BALLS"
JSJSGAJAIJSKSKSKS

Hyunjin:
What....?
Oh
O H
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Seungmin:
And that's how he turned into a Spanish dad

Felix:
But can y'all recommend me a good anime site that's legal?
I don't want more viruses on my laptop ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Minho:
Sure
sexygirls.com

Me:
MINHO

Jeongin:
Thanks!

Me:
JUNGIN

Jisung:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Seungmin:
I don't really get the joke...?

Changbin:
We're people w elite sense of humor
We won't get their jokes

Jisung:
Okay sharp edges

Hyunjin:
LMAOOOOO

Felix:
No you don't get it
He could be a 3D triangle
A cone
An ice cream cone

Changbin:
Then I'd be delicious af

Jisung:
I'm suppressing an overpowering urge to say smth

Minho:
Oh wow
Did you buy a new dictionary?

Jisung:
Shhhh
Urban dictionary was crashing on my phone so I bought a book
Would you believe how expensive books are?
I thought they'd be like 5 won or smth

Seungmin:
So you clearly don't attend school

Me:
Yo has anyone watched Ouran High School Host Club?

Felix:
MEEEEE

Hyunjin:
Yes bec you all are the homosexual side cast

Jeongin:
Imma dare you to watch Diabolik Lovers

Jisung:
So sexc I came from my anus

Me:
CAN YOU STOP 😭😭😭😭

Felix:
And yet again
I shall return to real life with nothing but disappointment

Jisung:
Issok I'll give you hugs

Felix:
Oh THANKS :DD

Jisung:
ILY

Minho:
Funny

Jisung:
<3

(a/n: too much caffeine

Also, while I was writing 'Ouran', this happened:

Also, while I was writing 'Ouran', this happened:

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My keyboard is more into bollywood than me wow

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