Stupid Supergirl AU's

Young Lex and Lena

"At least I have hair!" Lena yelled at Lex.
"Sorry what?" Lex cupped his ear, "I couldn't hear you all the way down there."
"I'm going to kill you!" Lena yelled.
"OoOoo I'm soOo scared." Lex teased, "What are you going to do? Kick me in the shin?"

"And what did she do?" Lilian glared at the teenagers.
"She kicked me in the shin!" Lex told her, rubbing his shin.
"To be perfectly clear, he gave me the idea." Lena pointed out, attempting to hold in her laughter.
"Is she going to get in trouble?" Lex complained.
"I did not become a parent for this." Lilian rubbed her temples.
"Riight, you became a parent to manipulate your kids into becoming evil so the Luthors can rule the world." Lena's voice was drenched with the typical teenage attitude.
"When will your I hate you mother phase end?" Lilian glared at her, "It's giving me a migraine."
"I would say once you die, but honestly, I'll throw a party to celebrate, then dance on your grave. So...once I die?"

Little did Lena know that that statement would age like milk because she died in the Crisis...and still hated her mother once she came back.