Stupid Supergirl AU's

Like *Blank* (Tween Lori)

"Hey Lori, are you straight?" Alex asked the young girl.
"No. I'm straight. Like Mon-El." Lori gestured.
"I'm bi and dating Winn." Mon-El said bluntly.
"Like Auntie Sam." Lori looked to Sam.
Sam shook her head, "Bi."
"Like Jess?" Lori questioned.
"Queer." Jess answered, "A raging homosexual."
"Lillian?"
"I'm bi but lean towards men." Lillian admitted.
"Jesus flipping Christ." Lori gave up.
"Everyone is gay in this house." Alex pointed out.
"What about Nia?" Lori asked.
"Honey, I'm a trans goddess. The head of the alphabet mafia." Nia replied.
"I thought Lena was 'cause she's the L." Kara added her two cents.
"I'm straight guys!" Lori snapped, "100% straight. I like guys."

~ When Lori's 16~

"Never mind. I'm gay as fuck!" Lori told the room as she brought home her first girlfriend.