Stupid Supergirl AU's

Bald Lena

"My only goal in life is to find out who was the first to edit me as bald and tell them it makes me violently uncomfortable." Lena showed the group the meme.
"I really hope someone edits Lex with long hair." Nia tried not to laugh.
"I'm in this photo and I don't like it." Lena clicked as she reported it.
"Lena, it's just a meme." Kara pulled her in for a side-hug. "It's just a bit of fun."
"It's making me want to shave Lena's head in her sleep." Alex glanced up from the picture.
"Alex, you're not helping." Kelly glared.
Kara went on her instagram account to see if she could find the original post.
"You guys do know that you won't be able to find the original post if it's been shared by thousands." Winn pointed out.
"Shut up and blow Mon-El." Lena dismissed his comment.

~Twenty minutes later~

"Kelly...I have a problem." Nia sat opposite her.
Kelly looked up from her book, "What is it Nia?"
"I'm the one who started the bald Lena meme." Nia admitted, "How long do you think it'll take for her to find out?"
"Three."
"Three what?" Nia asked.
"Two."
Nia's eyes went wide, "Wait, Kelly-"
"One." Kelly said as Lena could be heard yelling.
"NIA NAL, GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"Hide me, please." Nia begged.
"No, no. You also started the meme about me." Kelly looked back down at her book, "You better run."
Nia ran out of the room as Lena chased her around the house.
"I didn't mean for it to go viral!"
"People think I wear a wig because of you!" Lena replied.
"Kara! Help me!" Nia begged.
"No, I won't get laid if I intervene." Kara shook her head.
"Alex?!" Nia hid behind the couch.
"Nope. Go find your husband." Alex refused.
"I'm sorry Lena!" Nia ran as Lena jumped over the couch.
"How is she doing that in heels?" Winn was surprised by Lena.
"I don't know. But at least she's not chasing m-"
Mon-El was cut off by Nia yelling, "Mon-El told me to post it!" She accused him.
"I did not!" He replied.
J'onn sat on the front porch, watching as Nia and Mon-El ran out the door. They were closely followed by Lena who looked to be on a war path.
"I hate this house sometimes." J'onn sighed, hearing Lena yell at them and watching as she pulled both of them back into the house by their ears.