Stupid Supergirl AU's

Twitter

@ThatCatcoReporter (Kara) : My friend just informed me that I am, in fact, a milf. I don't know what that means, but I'm happy to be apart of the community!!
@ChildofSupercorp (Lori) : I'm gonna tell her
@CEOLenaLuthor : Don't you dare

————————

@SamanthaAries : Here's the link to my new article!! Check it out!! *Posts link*
@ThatCatcoReporter : Why get your news from Metropolis, when you can get it from National City? *Posts link to her own article*
@SamanthaAries : Stop hijacking my posts

————————

@CEOLenaLuthor : I'm happy to announce that I will be partnering up with @Andrea_Rojas to host this year's L-Corp fundraiser!!
@ChildofSupercorp : Don't you just love it when your moms work together?
@ThatCatcoReporter : but I'm your mom🥺
@Andrea_Rojas : She's the groups' child, Kara

————————

@SleepyLegend (Nia) : Finally convinced @ChildofSupercorp to 1v1 me in GTA...then fell asleep while playing.
@ChildofSupercorp : And you won't get another chance
@MaybeWhiteWidow (Yelena) : Again, I'm really sorry for knocking you out, Nia
@OfficialBlackWidow (Natasha) : Yelena!!!
@MaybeWhiteWidow : Even through text, she's terrifying

————————

@Wanda_Maximoff : Yes it's true. @ChildofSupercorp and I are dating. I did end up falling for her. She's sweet and amazing and everything I'm looking for in a partner. I am requesting that you guys respect our privacy and our decision to keep our personal lives quiet

(On Lori's Twitter)

@ChildofSupercorp : That's right guys. I'm sleeping with the Scarlett Witch. And boy oh boy, those hands really are magical🥵🥵🥵

————————

@ChildofSupercorp : Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I'm going to inactive for the next few hours. I'm being kidnapped #JustLuthorThings
@Wanda_Maximoff : @CEOLenaLuthor @ThatCatcoReporter you guys got this right?
@CEOLenaLuthor : She's a Luthor, she can handle herself

————————

@SleepyLegend : Had a dream that I had a raptor costume and I would follow Supergirl around screeching
@Brainic5 : Please tell me that wasn't a prophetic dream
@OfficialSupergirl : I hope it is. That would make my year
@SleepyLegend : I'm gonna do it

————————

@ChildofSupercorp : Let's play, guess where @CEOLenaLuthor is

@CEOLenaLuthor : The dishes are waiting for you Lori
@ChildofSupercorp : it's okay Mom. @ThatCatcoReporter already knows Supergirl is your celebrity crush
@ThatCatcoReporter : That explains the Halloween costume ideas