𝙋𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚 23 ⚣ 𝘜𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

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Me:
Have you ever told anyone else about this?

Kim Taehyung:
It is literally 4am Jungkook wtf are u doing still awake???

Me:
I don't know...
Just thinking

Kim Taehyung:
Thinking for how many hours???
Aren't u sleeping with ur gf?

Me:
What is your obsession with my gf?
You haven't even seen her yet

Kim Taehyung:
UwU can I?

Me:
Wtf is that?
"UwU"?

Kim Taehyung:
God u r such an old man
SHOW ME UR GF

Me:
Why??

Kim Taehyung:
Huv to prove if I'm having a competition
Need to up my beauty game

Me:
You're already gorgeous Taehyung
Too gorgeous

Kim Taehyung:
Am I gorgeous than my ur gf?? 👀
I've been told that every day it's not new to me
If there's no proof then I don't believe ur preferences

Me:
Dude, -,-
she's my gf, I love her platonically more than I do you
If I have to choose of course she's going to be more gorgeous
But it's quite confusing
Both of you are gorgeous, there's just something different about you two that I still can't grasp why

Kim Taehyung:
I hear circus music playing in the background
Ur funny, are u the dancing clown 🤡 ??? Nice nice

Me:

You're a bully Taehyung 🥲

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You're a bully Taehyung 🥲

Kim Taehyung:
👁👄👁
...
Jungkookie
Ur a manwhore??? Are those your harem?? Am I gonna be added into the photo soon?? Is it ur serial killer goal to date ONLY supermodels 170cm or above??

Me:
Girl in the fishnet, my gf. The rest are her friends from campus
For putting her on the same radar as you, I respect that and
☺️💕 I know right? Isn't she so sexy??

Kim Taehyung:
My inner straight is seriously having a boner right now cuz of her wtf— this is not funny Jungkook
Ur surrounded by hot ass ppl
🤡🔪 u don't need me here

Me:
:) I'm just so charming is why

Kim Taehyung:
Shit hit me up with all her other friends r they single?

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