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𝙋𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚 06 ⚣ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦

Me:
It's Kim Taehyung, isn't it?
If that's how you spell your name

Unknown Number:
No it's Patrick 😠

Me:
Lol just say it

Unknown Number:
Pft
As if u've forgotten my name
I rly doubt it

Me:
How are you so certain?

Unknown Number:
Dude
Duh?
We're talking about ME
How can anyone forget ME?
...
Fine, I give myself a lil too much credit,

Me:
It's 12am dollface
Why aren't you asleep yet?

Unknown Number:
R u chasing me away?
Don't u dare ignore me 🤡🥲

Me:
I wasn't
...
People are supposed to be sleeping at this hour
Plus, I have to work tomorrow

Unknown Number:
Must be tough Hyung
U and ur millionaire CEO duty 🥲
I'll be the Anastasia to your Christian Grey 🥺

Me:
Lol
Like I said, it's 12AM
We can do about this whole thing later

Unknown Number:
Do what?

Me:
Whatever it is that we have

Unknown Number:
What DO we have?

Me:
YOU tell me.

Unknown Number:
Hmm...
For starter, u expected me to message u in about few more days ahead right?
Cuz I'm supposed to be "prideful"?

Me:
Oh?

Unknown Number:
I'm fully convinced u're trying rlyyyy hard to chase me away even tho it's obvious u don't want me to leave

Me:
Now now, why would you think that?

Unknown Number:
U decided to give me ur number before we even started
U're gambling like crazy
As much as ME!

Me:
Haha....
Keep going

Unknown Number:
So, right now, u're waiting to see if I'm one of those simple bitches who has too much pride on my own fucking head to bear
I am, trust me
And so are you
But this has nothing to do with that

Me:
Really?
Mm, I'm pretty sure it does.

Unknown Number:
U're a bastard
U're just testing me and urself
U're waiting to see if I'm gonna message u firsthand, so it's gonna take me a few days to gather up my courage
But listen, it's not gonna work since I'm risking my pride for you

Me:
You're betting inflexibly on the wrong thing.

Unknown Number:
Admit it. I'm right

Me:
...
You're right.
I, too, am risking myself just to give you my number

Unknown Number:
I WON!
Did I pass the test????
Omg let's call right here right now
I'll moan across the line for u