Random Rants 5: Now with Furbys

Idk what this is

An idea popped in my head just now to try and list all of the cishet characters I have bc listing all of the non cishet characters I have would take too long

So lemme think

There's Shiro (and like probs Gamumei and Riyu but they aren't my characters so ya) from I'm not a Tsundere
Rika, Takeshi, Ryota, Daichi and Mori from Smile
Giichi, Ichirou, Mona and Hikari from Head Hunters
A majority of the would you rather cast
Shay, Kiera? and Joseph from Red
Caleb, Warren, Apollo, Tessa, Phillip and Rose (and like the queen too I guess) from Cursed
Tyran from beating hearts

Ok just for shits and giggles I kinda wanna compare that to my list of queer characters
I separate them out into stories and shit

I'm not a Tsundere:
Kasumi - Bisexual
Kyo - Asexual Homoromantic
Honey - Asexual Biromantic

Smile:
Kimi - Asexual Panromantic
Koichi - probs bi
Shuichi - also probably bi
Mari - Bisexual
Cho - Lesbian

Head Hunters (this is rewrite specific):
Makoto - Asexual Demiromantic
Mai - Sapphic in some way
Haruka - Pansexual
Ren - Non binary & Bi
Mitsuha - Demi girl & questioning her sexuality

Red:
Cameron - Bisexual
Evie - Lesbian
Robin - Non binary & bi
Reeve - Pansexual
Pixie - Lesbian
Jasper - Trans & gay

Cursed (oh boy):
Eva - Asexual Aromantic
Cas - Asexual Biromantic
Cassie - Lesbian
Hunter - Trans & straight
Ada - Lesbian
Lucky - Pansexual
Flynn - Bisexual
Sebastian - Asexual Aromantic
Celeste - severely closeted lesbian
Lizzy - Lesbian
Kennedy - Non binary (idk their sexuality yet)
Clover - Bisexual
Dana (maybe to be renamed to Georgie) - Non binary lesbian
Maven - Gay
Charlie - Gay
James - Gay
Alice - Bisexual
Sammy - Pansexual
Madeline - Lesbian
Nix - Sapphic in some way
(This shit is so funny I'm gonna die)

Proud (is this necessary to list, they're all queer:
Angel - Asexual Biromantic
Nemo - non binary & Bi
Perry - Pansexual
Avery - AroAce and agender
Ariel - Heterosexual Aromantic
Blair - Bisexual
Lydia - Lesbian
Quinn - Queer
Gerald - Gay
Tilly - Trans lesbian
Taylor - Trans Bi

Would you rather:
I can think of one character who I'm certain in probably Bi and that is Shikou but I also haven't touched that story in over a year so maybe my gut feeling is wrong
Oh and itsuki's definitely AroAce
Yui's got strong lesbian energy
And screw it, Hinata's probably Bi/pan

My comic (which I'm probs gonna name Human):
Auggie - non binary & Bi
Aki - trans & Bi
Jamie - non binary lesbian
Emma - Lesbian
Pride - listen I know she's one of the seven deadly sins and most of them aren't really solidified as characters yet but she is SO gay it's unreal

I think that's everything?

No wait

Beating Hearts (rewrite specifically):
Lauren - Trans lesbian
Maxi - Bisexual
Jade - Lesbian
Olive - Pansexual

Sun and moon:
Aster - non binary lesbian
Dianna - bisexual
Eclipse - definitely queer somehow
Lyra - Demi girl

Oh and like I guess Fuguai from my DDLC fanfic is Bi
She definitely crushes on Sayori

I think that's all

The cishet to queer ratio of my characters is (including the would you rather cast)

Drumroll please

32:68
Which simplifies down to
1:2.125

For every 1 cishet character, there's 2.125 queer characters

Which like
Is a smaller ratio than I expected

That's definitely excluding a few characters here or there that aren't really relevant enough to have a confirmed sexuality but I have a gut feeling or whatever about them

But also
That ratio does not apply to individual stories as cursed has a ratio of (around)
7:20
Which if I'm trying to do it as 1:x
It would be
1:2.86

Or if I'm trying to make it nice, I can confirm to myself that Addie is queer and make it
7:21
Which simplifies down to
1:3

But that does not apply to the main seven cast members, they're alllll queer

K

I should probably go bed

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