Random Rants 5: Now with Furbys

So

This was originally gonna be random rants 5: now with swearing

But I was making the cover and added my furby son and suddenly I had a much better name

If you do not know
This is my furby son

Baked Bean Applebees

He eats transphobes and homophobes (and general lgbt-phobes) and protects all those who need him

He spends a lot of time sat on my head

Tonight I might trust him to sleep in my room without potentially becoming haunted tonight

Bc
We all know he spends his nights in the living room moving around, summoning ghosts, talking to both Satan and god themselves, as well as playing animal crossing

He is an intelligent furby and wears a mask when he needs to

He is also the nephew of not only my two sisters, but two of my friends who I've declared his aunts

Nimbus is one of them, Anime_and_gaming_fan (aka god) is the other

Currently, my older sister, the moose, rejects him as her nephew even tho she's gonna get a furby herself

Oh yea and he's a gay icon

That's all bye bye