Naruto.....Fanfiction at its finest?

CHAPTER 37! ...Duck It!

<<Primary Quest>>

Make sure that the planet survives the next 30 years.

Rewards:
You live.

Failure:
Everything dies, and the world will lose all forms of life.

<<Good Luck>>

<<Secondary Quest>>

>Make sure the 'laws' are returned to the core.
>Make sure all the Biju survive.

Rewards:
>The world stabilizes.
>All Resources get abundant.
>A separate Realm for the Biju will be created.

Failure:
>The world gets destabiliz,ed and disasters shall strike every few months.
>All resources, including water, get depleted at an alarming rate.

<<Do your best!>>

<<Individual quest>>

Create/learn an advanced form of shadow Manipulation before the final phase of the chunin exam.

Rewards:
>+30 to all stats.
>[Son of the Shadows] title.

Failure:
Are yoy going to fail?

<<Get off your lazy ass and do it!>>

Shikamaru looked at the  three screens and went 

"KAI!" multiple times.

"It's not a genjutsu Shikamaru-san"said Neji. 

  "Then how do you..."Shikamaru's question was interrupted by Menma saying.

"Force summon: Common room target:  all"

Then his world shifted again and he found himself on a Sofa next to his dad facing a very irate Uchiha clan head and Fourth Hokage.

"Menma, I believe we agreed that there will be no more sudden force summons, 'ttebane" said a very angry read head.

"I had to because of the update"

"Couldn't that have waited till the night?" said the Hokage.

"I need to start my individual quest in 6 hours, so no?"

"You just recovered!" yelled Miho.

"I'll be fine I am already back to full HP, SP, and CP," said Menma.

"But...."

"What's your 'quest'?" cut in Minato in Hokage mode.

"Destroy the 'sound village' within 28 days with the only participants being me and the 'Biju' and it's mandatory" 

Everyone went silent.

"What did you do Menma? so far as I understand 'him' he is not a person to do something like...that" asked Shikaku.

Menma then proceeded to tell everyone about his meeting with the 'Narrator' leaving out the part where he became a literal dragon after he was done few had tears while Miho just walked up to him and socked him in the solar perplex HARD.

"Cuándo dejarás de ser tan suicida?[When will you stop being so suicidal?]" Miho tearing up as she healed him with her fist still on his solar perplex.

"Lo siento?[Sorry?]" Menma wheezed.

"Hola autor![Hey author!]" Miho yelled while locking her eyes with Menma.