Deckerstar One Shots

Drunk Devil

Chloe walked into her apartment and was surprised to find a tall, dark, handsome devil standing by her now broken window. 

"Lucifer?" She asked and he turned,

"Detective, hello." Chloe looked him up and down, 

"How'd you get in here?" Lucifer shrugged, 

"You left your bedroom window open." Her jaw dropped slightly, something was off about Lucifer and she couldn't figure out what. 

"Luce, my bedroom window is on the second floor." Then Chloe noticed Lucifer cradling one of his hands. 

"What did you do?" He blinked slowly at his hand, 

"I- I couldn't find you so I came here and then I tripped and broke the window and now I gotta fix it." Chloe gently pulled his hand towards her, 

"Oh my god, you cut yourself."

"Glass broken," Lucifer slurred, and the room around him spun a bit. 

"Hence the need for fixing," she leaned in closer and smelt the alcohol on his breath, 

"I'm sorry, are you drunk?" Lucifer snorted, 

"I'm not drunk. I do not get drunk. I had some whiskey. Whiskeys. More than one. You know, a few." Chloe looked at him, 

"How many is a few?" Lucifer shrugged, 

"Eight bottles, you know, a few." Chloe placed a hand on his back a lead him towards the sofa. 

"Hm. Sit down." Lucifer did and Chloe walked towards the kitchen. 

"Hold your hand up in the air." Lucifer did it without asking questions. 

"Lucifer, why did you come here?" 

"I need you." 

"Why?" 

"I couldn't make them stop." Chloe nodded and sat next to him, pulling his hand towards her and started to extract the piece of glass. 

"Make who stop?" Lucifer shook his head, 

"The thoughts. The thoughts in my brain were too loud and I cant make them stop. But you 'Tective. You're so smart. You can do anything." Chloe nodded and put a bandaid over the cut. 

"You wanna tell me what happened?" Lucifer looked down at his feet, 

"Not important." He stood up and walked towards the window. 

"What are you doing?" 

"I'm gonna fix the window." Chloe shook her head, 

"No you're not. Come back." He shook his head, 

"Of course I'm not gonna fix the window. I can't fix anything. I just break and break and break until everything is broken beyond repair." 

"Chloe turned on the couch so she was facing him, "What?" 

"Oh yeah, I drive everyone away. Nothing I can do about it. Just the way I am. I didn't know until today that it was my big problem, but apparently, it's my big problem." Out of nowhere, Lucifer looked down at his hand a giggled a bit, 

"Ha! I got a hand full of Barbie." Chloe ignored the last bit, 

"Luce, what happened today?" 

"Today I found out what a bug dumb idiot guy I am. Just an imposing, judgmental, know it all, who mows around, yelling and complaining and screwing up everybody else's life." She shook her head, 

"I hardly think you're-" He cut her off with a dry laugh, 

"Not like Amenadiel. Amenadiel is smart. You know, he can care about everybody else and make them happy. He can fix everyone. Make them happy and not broken. Not like me. I break everything." Chloe raised her eyebrows, making a mental note to sock Amenadiel later,

"Did you and Amenadiel have a thing?" Lucifer walked back towards her, 

"He informed me that I am nothing, but an unwelcome burden to everyone around me..." Lucifer trailed off with a pained laugh. Chloe stood up to meet him, 

"Lucifer, that's not true." Lucifer kept laughing, 

"Yes it is." 

"Lucifer, stop it." She brought her hand to his face, 

"Trixie was just saying today, how grateful she is to have you as her friend and how much she looks up to you." Lucifer looked at her, 

"Beatrice? She shouldn't be around me. I'm the devil and she's a kid." Chloe smiled, 

"She worships you. Just last week, she asked if she could move into LUX with you." He narrowed his eyes, 

"She didn't say that." Chloe dropped her hand to his shoulder, 

"She did say that. Then she threw a major fit because I said no...Amenadiel is confused right now. He's angry and he doesn't know how to act now that your father visited. He doesn't mean the things he says." 

Lucifer looked down sadly, 

"He did me a favor." Chloe kissed him lightly, 

"I love you, Lucifer. Now why down you sit back down, rest for a little while. Okay?" Lucifer didn't resist her pulling him onto the couch. "I'm gonna go get you a real bandage." 

"I like the Barbie ones." Chloe stifled a laugh, 

"Yes, honey, but the other kids will make fun of you if they see you with one of those." Lucifer laughed a little bit and Chloe stood, giving him a small kiss on the forehead. 

"I'll be right back." 

a/n this isn't great and it doesn't really have an ending but it's been a while so I figured I'd put something up. Lmk if you have any ideas, I've officially run out.