Shingeki No Oneshots

JeanxReader ~Skype Date~

JeanxReader

Modern AU

||Skype Date||

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"Thank you, come again!"

Ahh, another happy customer.

All thanks to Jean, of course.

His hands set themselves proudly on his hips, not being able to wait for his boss to march right out of his office and give him a promotion to manager.

"Quit being full of yourself, Horse face," Jean hears a voice say from behind him. He turns around and is met with the person he hates the most on the face of this planet.

"Shut up, Jaeger," he sneers. "I'll be laughing when Shorty walks right over and gives me a promotion right in front of your face."

Eren narrows his eyes and grips the handle of his broom tighter to keep from giving Jean a knuckle sandwich. "He won't give your horse ass a promotion! And don't call him that!"

Jean snickers. "Fine. I promise not to call your gay lover 'shorty'."

At that, Eren's face heats up to unimaginable temperatures.

"Wh-what are you saying horsefa-"

"Oi, what are you two bickering about?"

Jean and Eren both turn around to see their boss, Levi Ackerman, standing before them.

"S-sir!" They give salutes, as if they were soldiers.

"Shut up and get back to work, both of you. Jäger, I want you in my office after your shift ends."

"Sir!"

After he walks back into his office, Jean begins to sing while prancing around:

"Eren and Levi, sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G. First comes love. Then comes butt sex. Then comes Eren not being able to stand the next day!"

Eren begins to throw what's around him at Jean.

"Don't you have other things to do Horse? Don't you have a date with my sister? Go, you're shifts over anyway!" He yells.

"As long as you say, Eren," Jean answers, taking his cap off. "Just know that I'll make sure your sister won't be able to stand the next day either," he gives a wink.

"Jean!" Eren screams as Jean prances out the door. "So help me God, if you do anything like that to my sister I will-"

His screams are cut off as Jean pops in his headphones and begins to walk out of the shop on the sidewalk.

On an honest note, Jean can't even do anything like that to you.

Ever since everyone began college, he hasn't seen you in over a year.

You decided to go to a certain medical college located in California. It was a special one, one that was hard to get accepted in to. Living in Florida, it was hard to decide if you should move halfway across the country for a few years. It was nerve racking, but Jean, being the great boyfriend he is, told you to go for it.

Ever since, you and him had been making sure to have the best long-distance relationship and to stay together. You both made regular calls to each other, most including Skype, since it was video. You or him would even fly over to meet each other on holidays that didn't need to consist of parents; like Easter, Spring Break, and Independence Day.

Today was one of those days where you had both planned a special date; tomorrow was your guy's 6th year anniversary, and the night before he flew out to you you wanted to talk to him.

He hopped on his bike and rushed home, not being able to wait to talk to you over video call.

He quickly locks his bike up and runs up to his shared dorm.

"Hey Jean," his roommate, Marco, greets him as he bardges in through the door.

"Hey Marco," he replies as he runs to his room.

He quickly changes out of his uniform and fixes his two-toned hair.

The ringtone indicating he's receiving a call sounds from his laptop.

He knows its you, so he presses the 'accept' icon and sits down in front of it.

He sees you lying on your bed with papers and textbooks lying all around you. "Hey Jean," you grin.

"Hey babe," he gives a grin back.

Your entire appearence looks odd due to the certain lighting, but you still look beautiful as always nonetheless.

"Just get off of work?" You ask.

He nods. "Yep. You doin' homework?"

"Yeah," you sigh, sounding frustrated. "And lots of it. I never knew how hard college could be in this certain feild."

"It'll all work out after you graduate and become a pediatrician, babe. Don't worry."

You smile. "Yeah. Its just really stressing me out."

"Well if you're stressed babe, all you had to do was have me fly over there sooner. I could've taken care of that for you." He gives off a shit eating grin and wiggles his eyebrows.

You laugh. "I'm not that stressed now."

Even though you and Jean have 'done it' a couple of times already, you were still very insecure and nervous about the whole thing.

"Well, whenever you need something babe, you know when to call."

You giggle. "I can't wait to see you Jean," you stare at him, (e/c) eyes filled with lust and love.

"Can't wait to see you either, (y/n)." Jean leans forward on his desk, setting his chin in the palms of his hands.

"I want to see you."

"You're seeing me right now."

"No, I mean you. And make it sexy for me."

You smile and giggle, standing up. "You're lucky, because you know I don't like doing this sort of stuff."

After you stand up in front of your bed, you slowly lift your shirt over your head, revealing your (f/c) bra.

Jean grins, already beginning to drool.

Right when you're about to unbotton your (f/c) jeans, someone bursts in.

"Aye Horse, Marco said-"

Jean snaps shut the laptop in a heartbeat and turns to Eren.

"What the fuck! Are you watching porn?! Oh my god, I don't see how my sister likes you! Jesus Christ-"

He walks out of the room, still yelling profanities.

"Jäger the fucking cock-blocker," Jean mutters as he opens the laptop back up.

"Babe, is everything alright?" You ask from the other line, looking worried. You had already put your shirt back on and buttoned your jeans back up.

"Yeah, your damned brother just needs to learn how to knock," Jean mutters angrily.

You laugh. "Oh, well, I'll see you tomorrow babe. Bye, love you."

He smiles and makes kissy-faces. "Love you too."

"For the love of God Jean, turn that porn off!"

"Shutup Jäger, at least I don't look at gay porn with Shorty!"