Incorrect Quotes

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All ships are random in here.


Zoey: Hey Drew, can I borrow your top, please?

Drew, getting in front of Jake defensively: Tf? No!

Jake: Love, she meant your shirt-

Drew: Oh... OH-

Drew: Fuck, I just outed us didn't I-

Jake: Yes, you did


Daisy: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I'd be lucky to just have a bunk bed.

Hailey:

Milly:

Luke:

Sean:

Zander:

Jake:

Zander: I'm gonna tell her.

Jake: Don't you dare.


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Hailey: *trips over her own feet*

Jake, snickering: Had a nice trip?

Hailey: No, I was doing a random gravity check, and yes, it still works. *pouts and crosses her arms*

Jake: *laughs so hard that he also falls*

Hailey: HA! See how it feels!

Jake, kneeling and kissing Hailey's hand: Only because I'm falling for you~

Hailey: *speechless*


Jake: *enters the music room dramatically and points at Sean* With the exception of you, I hate everyone in this room.

Sean:

Luke:

Milly:

Hailey:

Zander:

Sean, smiling: I like you too.


Daisy: Time to get up and greet the morning!

Sadie: *incoherent mumbling*

Daisy: You really should get out of bed.

Sadie: *more incoherent mumbling*

Daisy: *sigh* I'll make you waffles.

Sadie: ...okay.


Jake: I don't want to talk about it.

Hailey: Do you want me to sit here and brood in silence with you?

Jake: ...do you have depressing poetry?

Hailey, taking out a huge book: Of course.


Jake: You're rude.

Zander: I'm honest.

Jake: Honestly rude.


Hailey: Truth or dare?

Zander: Truth.

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