First World Problems on the Octopod

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Has anyone noticed that there's only one bathroom on the Octopod for 11 creatures, and goodness know how many Vegimals?

Mornings and nights are a disaster, the line goes around the hall, and you never know who missed when aiming at the toilet. 

Some people take FOREVER in there, and stall the whole line

The Octopod is not exactly the Ship of Peace, and the walls are thin

Tweak stays up till 5 A.M. playing video games sometimes, and has a little language problem

Siblings on the Octopod NEVER stop fighting

It takes forever to find someone on the Octopod on a busy day

A single smudge on a Gup will give you cleaning duty for who knows how long

Giving Kwazii or the Vegimals sugar ends in disaster

Sometimes, if you share a pod with someone, you have to listen to music you never wanted to

The Captain is not exactly good at playing the accordion


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