242. We are not allowed to rig the toilet so that it squirts water at people every time it flushes.
This was so gross. - RL
I told you, it was just water! - PP
And I'm telling you that there was no way that was just water. It was yellow. - JP
And it smelled. - SB
It was questionable all around. - RL
I mean, it's possible I used the wrong variation of the spell ... But I still don't think that's likely. - PP
Let's be honest here, that's likely exactly what happened. - JP
243. We are not allowed to steal one of the portraits leading to another house's dormitory.
Which, let me tell you, was not nearly as easy as one might think it would be. - SB
I didn't think it would be easy at all. - JP
Me neither. - PP
Honestly, I didn't think it was even possible. - RL
Your lack of faith in my abilities are astounding. - SB
244. We are not allowed to start our own Hogwarts Newsletter.
I thought this was a great idea. - RL
Who do you think was more upset? The Hogwarts Journalism Club or the Official Hogwarts News Club? - SB
Seeing as the two groups overlapped and the majority of students in one club was also in the other ... I'm going to go with both. - JP
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