268. We are not allowed to order random items in other people's names.
Snivellus was so embarrassed when that crate of anti-fungal cream showed up at breakfast! - PP
While his embarrassment was hilarious, seeing Vincent's horror at having 101 plush stuffed cats and dogs dumped over his head was more than I could have hoped for as a reaction. - JP
This was one of our more expensive pranks. - RL
Yes, well, money well spent. - SB
269. We are not allowed to turn Myrtle's bathroom into a water park.
It's a shame no one showed up. That slide with the loop in the middle was incredible. Bravo to James for design. - SB
It's good to know that if my Quidditch career never takes off I can always go into designing slides. - JP
More people likely would have showed up had we picked a different location. - RL
What was wrong with the location? - SB
Two words: Myrtle's Bathroom. - RL
She's not so bad. - SB
She tried drowning me. - PP
She does that sometimes. Oh, and now I see why that may be a problem. Oh well, people will get used to it. - SB
270. We are not allowed to launch a hornet's nest into the Slytherin dorms.
Never again. - PP
Don't be over dramatic. It wasn't that bad. - SB
I was stung six times on my bottom. MY BOTTOM! - PP
Well, you did sit on the box. - JP
At least the Slytherins were also stung. - SB
Madame Pomfrey fixed them up immediately. I couldn't sit in a chair for three weeks! - PP
Point taken. Next time we'll label the box. - JP
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