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43. We're not allowed to throw a surprise birthday party during class for Remus. Especially when it's not even his birthday.
I will admit. I was surprised. - RL
No one appreciates true friendship anymore. - JP
The balloons ... The streamers ... the live band ... the Merlin Impersonator ... It truly was a masterpiece. - SB
I like our mandatory gift giving rule. Seeing people scramble to find a gift was hilarious. And you got some pretty good stuff too. - PP
It was the best non-birthday I have ever had. - RL
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44. "To Conquer the Earth with an Army of Flying Monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give at career advice.
Is it though? Seems like a rather worthy and realistic goal to pursue. - SB
You are terrifying enough without the army of unnatural creatures behind you. - RL
We've already figured out how to put wings onto creatures that don't already have wings, thanks to Pete. - JP
I still maintain that was an accident. - PP
Sure, Wormy.
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45. I am not allowed to drink three liters of blue food coloring before my yearly Quidditch (pee-in-a-cup) physical.
Never again will I accept a dare like this one. She wanted to submit my pee to St. Mungos for further testing and examination. - JP
But what if it's a ... double dog dare. - SB
Oooh. You can't turn down a double dog dare. - PP
Curse you both. - JP
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FanfictionTHE PRANKS A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do. Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs I think this is an outstan...
