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133. I am not allowed to change my name to Sir Inita Roundbottom.
McGonagall also vetoed "Lord Gimmey Dat Boutey" - JP
I knew the title "Lord" was a bit presumptuous. - SB
Yes. I'm sure that the title was the part she had an issue with. - RL
I don't get it. - PP
Nobody tell him. - SB
Oh, c'mon guys! - PP
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134. We are not allowed to put a "kick me" sign on Severus Snape's back.
The amount of times that slime ball git was kicked was truly the highlight of my week. - SB
You would think after the third or fourth kick, he'd have realized that something was off... - RL
What was the final count again, Pete? - JP
47 kicks.
Of course, 14 were from Sirius, 9 from James, and 4 from both Remus and I, each. - PP
Which still leaves 16 kicks from other people. - JP
I am the champion. - SB
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135. We are not allowed to steal all of the toilet paper from every bathroom in the school and hoard it in our room.
The best way to ensure your value is by creating a monopoly in something that everyone else wants. - SB
Well...you certainly found that something. - RL
Did you have to wait to tell us you had taken all of the toilet paper, until after we were all on the toilets, looking for some? - PP
Hey, I shared with you eventually, didn't I? - SB
After we cursed you. - JP
Which was quite rude to do to the man with the toilet paper. - SB
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