THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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248. We are not allowed to argue with McGonagall about "technicalities" of rules that we allegedly broke to try and get out of our punishment.
You arguing with Professor McGonagall about this was so petty. - RL
It's those continuancy errors. Gotta stay on top of them mate. - SB
My favorite argument was, "You didn't technically say those exact words though. So how was I supposed to know?" - PP
Oh man, by the end of that conversation, McGonagall hated the word technically more than anything. - JP
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249. We are not allowed to build a stage on the Quidditch Pitch and hold a concert at midnight.
I was disappointed in the lack of turnout for our concert. - SB
Lack of ... there were nearly 100 people there! - RL
Exactly! We didn't even break 100! Pitiful. - SB
To be fair ... we decided to do it very last minute. - JP
And this was our very first concert ever! - PP
I don't see how either of these are relevant points. - SB
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250. We are not allowed to shave James' head while he is sleeping.
But it grew back like it was completely normal by lunch time! - PP
But for those short, few, glorious hours - the baldness was impeccable. - SB
Ha. Ha. Very funny guys. - JP
I'm just amazed that your hair grows back so fast. How is that even possible? What sort of magical properties does you hair posses that the rest of ours doesn't? - RL
I dunno. It's just a Potter family trait. All of the Potter men's hair does it. - JP
