277. We are not allowed to transfigure objects unto ravens that only quote Edgar Allen Poe and have those ravens follow people around.
"Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - JP
What's that a quote from? - SB
The Raven. The story where we got this idea from. - JP
I thought he just said nevermore. - SB
There's more to the story than just that one word. - JP
Where did you even hear about this story in the first place? - RL
I read. - JP
So, Lily made you read it? - SB
Yes. - JP
279. We are not allowed to change the password to the prefect's bath to "getting clean is almost as fun as getting dirty".
This is the real reason why Quidditch captains shouldn't get the same privileges as prefects. They're certain to take advantages they shouldn't have and cause chaos in places where chaos does not belong. - RL
This was your idea! - JP
It's a shame really. - RL
I tip my hat off to you good sir. You got James good. - SB
Well played Moony. But this isn't over. It's just begun. - JP
We'll see. - RL
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
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