164. We are not allowed to send spring loaded glitter bombs to unsuspecting students and professors.
I think the invention of the glitter bomb was the greatest thing anyone could have thought of in the entire world. - SB
Really? The glitter bomb is the greatest invention? - RL
That is what I just said, yes. - SB
Not the fridge? Or the broomstick? Or the motorbikes you're so fond of? - RL
Well, I mean, those are great too. But, glitter bomb. - SB
Don't try arguing with him. It's not worth it. - JP
165. We are not allowed to charm all the beds in the Gryffindor House Common Room to fly around the middle of the night.
This certainly was a fun prank. - SB
I wish you would have warned me about it first, I wouldn't have worn my banana pyjamas. - PP
All part of the fun mate. - JP
McGonagall's face when she saw this still frightens me to this day. - RL
Good thing we didn't charm the teacher's beds as well, or I'm sure we'd still all be in St. Mungo's. - SB
166. We are not allowed to switch out someone's ink with soy sauce.
It worked better than I thought it would. - SB
It also smelled delicious. - PP
I hate Chinese food, so I'm going to have to disagree with you there. - JP
You only hate it because you got food poisoning that one time. - RL
It was one time too many. - JP
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
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