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227. We are not allowed to lock Sirius and Remus in a closet until they resolve this pent up tension that's driving everyone else crazy.
I still don't understand what "tension" you're referring to. We're not fighting or anything. - SB
I agree. In fact, I feel our friendship is stronger than ever. - RL
It's not a lack of friendship that's the issue. It's a lack of something else that you need. - JP
I don't understand. -RL
Ne neither. - SB
You were both in that closet for a long time. What were you doing in there? - PP
Uh, well, we were, uh, you see, we, Remus? - SB
We were talking. - RL
Talking? - JP
Yes, that's it. Talking. - SB
That's it. I'm locking you both back in the closet. - JP
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228. We are not allowed to stand outside the Gryffindor common room at night and yell random words.
We were just trying to guess the password! - PP
And I suppose that's why Sirius was insulting the fat lady ten minutes later? - RL
She was asking for it. She knows us! Why can't she just let us in! - SB
She's not allowed to. - RL
She was rather harsh though, she called McGonagall over to punish us! - JP
It was eleven o'clock, so that seems quite reasonable to me. - PP
Just be glad she let you in at all. - RL
That was only after McGonagall asked her to! Paintings these days ... so rude. - SB
I wouldn't be surprised if she was saying the same thing about you. - RL
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229. We are not allowed to use the muggle trick buzzers to electrocute people.
People can be such babies. It doesn't even hurt when it zaps you. - SB
Doesn't even ...What are you on about? It bloody stings! - JP
I find it surprising that someone who is injured in Quidditch on a fairly regular basis can still feel pain. - RL
Getting hit by a ball is completely different than being electrocuted, thank you very much! - JP
I have to agree with Sirius on this one. - PP
See? Even Peter thinks you're weak. - SB
Peter is usually the tester of our pranks. He's been subjected to much worse. - JP
That's true. - PP
Good point. - RL
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
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