121. We are not allowed to curse the Slytherins to yodel all day.
Never again. - JP
And I thought Sirius attempting to sing was bad. This was just awful. - RL
C'mon guys, it really wasn't all bad. - SB
It really was. - JP
My ears are still ringing in pain. - PP
It WAS the Slytherins. What were you expecting? - SB
122. We are not allowed to giggle insistently every time a professor says "do do".
Do do. - SB
Tee hee hee - JP
Your humor knows no bounds. - RL
C'mon Remus. Even you have to admit this is funny. Especially when Binns says it. - PP
His voice does emphasize the words in an obvious way. - RL
It's like he WANTS us to interrupt class. - JP
We're just doing what he wants us to do, really. - SB
123. We are not allowed to call Professor Slughorn, "My Good Man Sluggy".
Ehh! My Good Man Sluggy! - JP
He actually likes being called this. He just doesn't realize it yet. - SB
I'd feel bad if he didn't blatantly show favoritism towards his "gifted" students. - RL
Like James. - PP
Nah, I'm not invited to his "Slug Club" anymore. Not after he realized I didn't have the same gift for potions as my dad did. - JP
Just because you're not an exact replica of your father, doesn't mean you don't have other strengths too. - RL
Thanks Moony. - JP
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
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