THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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230. We are not allowed to make a 'We Hate Snivellus Club' and get people to join it.
How dare they disband our club? We had 27 members too! - SB
Most of them were first and second years, and you threatened to 'cut off their hands and feet' if they didn't join. - RL
Too harsh, man. - JP
I know, which is why I changed it to 'remove their ears'! - SB
I think my method was most effective. - JP
Ah, yes. Giving people spicy chili cookies then asking them after they've eaten to join the club in exchange for a glass of water. - RL
Well it worked, didn't it? - JP
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231. We are not allowed to swap everyone's drink with polyjuice potion to make them look like Snivellus.
I would be mad if I were those people too. Looking like Snivellus? Ugh. - JP
Well, I unlike you, was not that fortunate. - RL
You were the one who drank the grape juice! We warned you those were swapped! - JP
No you didn't! - RL
Then how did it get there? - JP
Um ... I may or mat not have swapped Remus' drink with the polyjuice potion. - SB
You're dead to me. - RL
Oh come on! I'll ... um ... you can make any drink and I'll have to drink it. - SB
Deal. Prepare for mud, rotten eggs, and more - RL
Is it safe? - SB
Nope. - RL
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232. We are not allowed to fill people's dorm rooms with copies of crumpled up daily prophets that we've been saving for months.
Those fifth years were not happy with us. - PP
Likely because they were in the middle of studying for their O.W.L.s. It's rather disconcerting to come back to your room after a long day of studying, only to find your bed missing beneath a pile of rubbish. - RL
Not rubbish, daily prophet papers. - SB
I think it could be argued that the Daily Prophet has turned into only printing rubbish. - JP
Fair point. The word rubbish stands as an accurate descriptive word. Well done, Moony. - SB
