THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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257. We should pretend to be on our 'Time of the Month' and burst into tears at random intervals, complain about stomach ache, watch angus thongs and perfect snogging and eat amounts of chocolate to rival Remus, otherwise Evans will slap us (again).
I'm not gonna lie, the slap was kinda hot. - SB
Don't be weird. - JP
It's times like this when I wish I was a girl. - PP
Now you're being weird too. Stop it. - JP
In any case, I learned that Remus is the only one in our group who has a legitimate excuse to allude to his time of month. If you know what I mean. - SB
I will bite you. - RL
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258. We are not allowed to charm utensils to follow behind our classmates and poke them randomly.
The spoons weren't bad. The forks were just annoying. - SB
Not to mention terrifying when you have a four-pronged spear chasing after you! - PP
Not nearly as terrifying as the knifes. - JP
Yeah ... probably a good call to not include those, Moony. - SB
You think? - RL
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259. We are not allowed to use the floo network to pop in on Professor McGonagall while she is in her office, just to have a chat.
She said our chats were "unnecessary, unwarranted, and unwanted". - PP
Well, I think her closed-door policy is both unwise and uncool. - SB
Not to mention unclear and unfair as she had told us in class we were welcome to drop in at any time. - JP
Well, after listening to the things you'd annoy her about, I thought the new policy was understandable. - RL
