40. We are not allowed to challenge students to 'Meet me on the field of honor at dawn', and then show up wearing a full suit of armour that we stole from the dungeons.
I'm still not sure if McGonagall was more upset about the dual or the stolen armour. - JP
I'm upset you wouldn't let me be your second. - PP
Sorry Pete, there's only room for one second in my life. - SB
You know that's right. - JP
Unless James is completely incapacitated in which case, the honour immediately is tasked to Remus. - SB
Lovely. - RL
41. We are not allowed to fill all of the classrooms with balloons that explode at random intervals.
Good idea for adding confetti and water into some of them, Pete - JP
I do what I can. - PP
Although, I was finding glitter in my hair for weeks after this stunt. - RL
I thought the extra sparkle to your being really accented your glowing features. - SB
42. We are not allowed to tee-pee Professor Slughorn's Office.
Here's another professor who makes it far too easy to break into his office. - RL
You'd think he'd have learned better, what with us stealing all of his potions supplies to use for nefarious and mischievous causes. - SB
Mate. You realize McGonagall is going to read this, right? - JP
Way to implicate yourself padfoot. That's like "maraudering 101′ - PP
Bollocks. - SB
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
FanfictionTHE PRANKS A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do. Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs I think this is an outstan...