THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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We are not allowed to hide all of James' pants.
Who needs pants? Certainly not me. - JP
How did all those girls even find out you weren't wearing any though? - PP
I know, weird, right? They must be telepathic or have laser vision or something equally logical and plausible to be the real answer. - SB
Laser vision is your logical and plausible explanation? - RL
Or, two certain someones told the girls, and now they have to watch out for my revenge. - JP
This is all your fault Sirius. - RL
Crap. - SB
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140. We are not allowed to send students Easter Eggs full of filibuster crackers.
Boom. - SB
We spent so much time decorating those eggs, so that they were beautiful and perfectly appealing. I was actually a little sad when they exploded. - PP
I wasn't. The colors were magical. - JP
Not to mention the look on everyone's face when they realized they'd been tricked. - SB This is why you should never accept a gift, when you don't know who it is from. - RL
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141. We are not allowed to rig every quill we own to explode when someone else touches it after they ask to borrow it.
I don't see why we can't do this one. We're merely putting preventative measures to ensuring our property is returned safely to us in the event someone takes it away from our view. Do you know how many quills I've had taken from me? - RL
I know. People are so rude. - SB
Haven't you stolen the most? - PP
Yes he has. - RL
Perhaps you should stop lending them out then. Just a suggestion. - JP
